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	<title>Comments on: Card-Carrying Member</title>
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		<title>By: ac</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-1370</link>
		<dc:creator>ac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 20:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew it.</p>
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		<title>By: Robust McManlyPants</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-633</link>
		<dc:creator>Robust McManlyPants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, sure, it's not a credit card, but it's much more fun to pretend it is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, sure, it&#8217;s not a credit card, but it&#8217;s much more fun to pretend it is.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael (your brother)</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-629</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael (your brother)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course if the platinum card was indeed a credit card...the above comment would've been much funnier.  Yeah I'm a dumbass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course if the platinum card was indeed a credit card&#8230;the above comment would&#8217;ve been much funnier.  Yeah I&#8217;m a dumbass.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael (your brother)</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-628</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael (your brother)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I say you go on a spending spree and claim it the card was stolen.  FYI, I like BMW's and Audi's.  
Perhaps you should give them a call and let them know you're a registered democrat...maybe there's a democrat card you don't know about, you could be missing out on all kinds of benefits!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I say you go on a spending spree and claim it the card was stolen.  FYI, I like BMW&#8217;s and Audi&#8217;s.<br />
Perhaps you should give them a call and let them know you&#8217;re a registered democrat&#8230;maybe there&#8217;s a democrat card you don&#8217;t know about, you could be missing out on all kinds of benefits!</p>
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		<title>By: Robust McManlyPants</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-622</link>
		<dc:creator>Robust McManlyPants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 20:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice!</description>
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		<title>By: matt</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-619</link>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 16:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, I'd have assumed I wasn't required to pay anything at all to carry a balance, ever since Reagan proved that deficits don't matter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, I&#8217;d have assumed I wasn&#8217;t required to pay anything at all to carry a balance, ever since Reagan proved that deficits don&#8217;t matter.</p>
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		<title>By: Robust McManlyPants</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-618</link>
		<dc:creator>Robust McManlyPants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 16:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Interesting fact:  you can pay down any month-to-month carryover with morsels of your own soul.  Totally true!  And the rewards program allows you to choose from a wide selection of smarm.  (Smarms?  Feh.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting fact:  you can pay down any month-to-month carryover with morsels of your own soul.  Totally true!  And the rewards program allows you to choose from a wide selection of smarm.  (Smarms?  Feh.)</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-617</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 13:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want to trust you, honey, but how can I when confronted with such damning evidence? Sure, if it was the basic membership card I might have believed there was a mix-up, but the PLATINUM card? You must have done something mighty Republicany to deserve that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to trust you, honey, but how can I when confronted with such damning evidence? Sure, if it was the basic membership card I might have believed there was a mix-up, but the PLATINUM card? You must have done something mighty Republicany to deserve that.</p>
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		<title>By: Anna</title>
		<link>http://www.unlikelywords.com/2006/09/14/card-carrying-member/#comment-616</link>
		<dc:creator>Anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? 

Mind you, I keep getting phone calls from some non-profit concerned with the effect of television and the like on children, which gets as far as me saying, "I don't have children, I can't have children,  and will you please not call me again?" 

Grrr. Sad part is, non-profits are exempt from the do not call registry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? </p>
<p>Mind you, I keep getting phone calls from some non-profit concerned with the effect of television and the like on children, which gets as far as me saying, &#8220;I don&#8217;t have children, I can&#8217;t have children,  and will you please not call me again?&#8221; </p>
<p>Grrr. Sad part is, non-profits are exempt from the do not call registry.</p>
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