Unlikely Words

1:00: Graham’s death has implications I didn’t realize before. Jack Bauer is now going to think he caused the death. And other people will think that as well. What will this mean for the rest of the day?
-Hear that helicopter, baby? That’s Jack Bauer, THE Jack Bauer.
1:06: I’m not sure McCarthy’s girlfriend is trained for stunt driving like this, but she’s doing pretty well.
-Can’t the helicopter just fly higher and pretend they’re watching something else? Jack Bauer walked right into that one. He’s still rusty.
1:09: Once Jack Bauer saw the silver car, he really should have landed on top of it.
-Woah, McCarthy is doing all of this for $7M? It seems like this chore would be worth more. I would have charged more.
-Do it! Oh Man. I can not believe that just happened. She’s cold blooded. Don’t any of these people know how little $7M is?
1:16: Uh oh, it’s Chad Lowe!
-Tom Lennox is freaking out, is he married to Chad Lowe? They’re arguing like a couple.
-“Go now and draft my letter of resignation and bring it back now for me to sign.” Lennox is ridiculous. His sense of importance is immense.
-Who is this new guy? He wants Chad Lowe to feel him someone out. Don’t worry, Chad Lowe will feel out anyone you want.
-I’m pretty sure McCarthy’s girlfriend is not going to get any money from Fayed.
-Are they really just going to beat him until he agrees to reprogram the bomb? This plan just doesn’t have a high success percentage
1:29: Chloe’s back, guess whose back. Chlose’s back! She can find blocked caller IDs all the time!
-Assad and Palmer, let’s see what happens.
-“Not a puppet, a partner.” Palmer seems like a strange character to be lecturing someone on leadership.
-Look, it’s Hal Turner! Remember how well his last operation went? We’re in good shape, folks.
1:34: Torture Scene 5: (Morris).
-What do you think Fayed? Is there a fire? Bluffing?
-Oh jeeze, here we go with the electric drill. That’s not a good way to get him to do what you want, Fayed.
-McCarthy’s girlfriend is dead dead dead.
-That one was too easy.
-Why doesn’t Morris just say he’ll do it? They’re not going to be able to get out of there anyway?
-Also, doesn’t Morris know they’ll kill him after he’s done?
1:43: Tom Lennox is getting jobbed by Chad Lowe. It figures. Chad Lowe is taking out his anger about Hilary Swank on Tom Lennox.
-The acting in this scene is terrible. Tom Lennox is awful. Chad Lowe is awful.
-“There are people like you…that believe a change in leadership is imperative.”
-Come on Tom, be a patriot. Just once in this series I’d like something like this situation to come up and have it end up the way it would in real life. Tom Lennox needs to tell the Secret Service. I won’t be surprised if he doesn’t, but really, he’s a neocon, not a traitor.
-Can’t they look at a heat screen again? Oh, yes. They can.
-I don’t understand. Do they need Morris to write software or to create some triggers? Isn’t he a programmer?
1:47: How do they expect Morris to arm a nuclear device?
-JBKC: 7 and 8. (Fayed’s guys).
-Sick. “Now.” I should give Jack Bauer a knockdown for getting the guys to fly through the window and kill the other baddie right at the right time.
-Jessie noticed that Jack Bauer never wears a helmet. Silly, Jessie, helmets wear Jack Bauers to be safe, not the other way around.
-HOW DID FAYED GET OUT? THAT’S ALL THEY NEEDED TO DO. CAPTURE FAYED. I can’t even type in caps anymore. Just capture Fayed, sheesh.
-“C.T.U… we got a problem.” You think?
1:55: 3 minutes, eh? I bet he stops the bomb.
-Hal Turner, you’re the man, you found the closet! Now where’s Fayed?
-“Witnesses reveal a helicopter took off”? Really? Fayed got into the basement, into the sewer, into a near by field, had a helicopter lined up, and took off? Really? Really?!
-Doesn’t C.T.U. have a better bomb technician? That’s a stupid question, I know, but, they have guys who go to school for this, right? Jack Bauer was born knowing this stuff.
-Thank you, Jack Bauer, nice job stopping the nuclear bomb. You’ve never done that before, have you?
-Two bombs down, three to go.
-“This situation is immeasurably worse.” Damn it, Lennox, you are weak. You’re about to make a huge mistake.
-Jessie wants to know if “he’s really slipping to the dark side.” Yes, this show sucks.

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