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Babel

If you have an idea for a movie, but find that you can't develop the story or characters enough for a full length feature, come up with a couple more ideas and you, too, may receive a nomination for an Academy Award. I think I like the trend from the last couple years of the movie as collection of short stories, connected tenuously by happenstance and coincidence. I probably won't be sure until they stop making movies like this.

Babel

Fear Of The Unknown

I work about an hour from my house, which sucks out loud for any number of reasons. For many months, I rode with a carpool to try to mitigate the financial and environmental downsides of the commute. I found two guys who also lived in the general area, and after some initial hurdles relating to how ridiculously early they liked to get to work in the morning, we settled into a fine little carpool.

That’s not to say it was perfect. For one thing, our compromise departure time still had me leaving the house at 6:45 a.m., which is not my favorite time of day. If that wasn’t enough, while they’re both very, very nice people, the three of us have different pain thresholds when it comes to more-or-less inane small talk before 8:00 a.m. They like football; I only follow baseball. They enjoy talking about work on the drive there and back; I want to forget about work the minute I leave the building. And so on.

The biggest difference between them and me, though, is this: they’re extremely politically and socially conservative Christian Republicans. I’m none of the above. Our carpool boasted a fundamentalist Evangelical (whom I’ll call “Mark”), an extremely observant Catholic (whom I’ll call “Dan”), and me.

Our political and religious differences really were not, on their own, a problem. I think there’s real value in confronting oneself with people who think differently. It’s healthy to talk, debate, and even argue with people who believe things that you don’t. Most of the time, I really enjoyed talking about religion, politics, and morality with people on “the other side.” I got to hone my arguments, understand the other position, and maybe even start to make inroads towards convincing them of my way of seeing things.

I wasn’t surprised to find that we had different perspectives on the war, on abortion, contraception, on stem-cell research, or on gay marriage. On the other hand, I was (perhaps naively) stunned to find that I shared a carpool with two college-educated software engineers who didn’t believe in evolution. We spent several car rides talking about evolution and I like to think that I made some small amount of headway against their knee-jerk opposition. I don’t think I changed any minds, but I might have planted the tiniest seed of doubt. I even lent Mark my copy of Ken Miller’s Finding Darwin’s God, hoping that he might get something out of it and maybe even learn a little.

A few weeks ago, Mark came by my office to say that he was dropping out of the carpool. I wasn’t heartbroken to see it come to an end. I’d been thinking about leaving the carpool myself. The opportunity to sleep an hour later in the morning was, I’m ashamed to say, worth more to me than the opportunity to save a tank of gas a week, and I had some angst about associating so closely with people who opposed what I believe to be fundamental principles of fairness. What was shocking to me was the reason he chose to leave the carpool. It wasn’t that he could no longer stand to associate with heathens such as myself; rather, he wanted to spend more time praying in the mornings, and to use the hour-long ride to and from work to work on “Scripture memorization.”

A few days later, I found my copy of Finding Darwin’s God in my mailbox at work. A year after I’d lent it to him, Mark had returned it with a post-it saying, “I didn’t quite get through it, but it was very interesting. Thanks.” I wrote him the following email: “Didn’t finish? What happened, man?” He wrote back saying that he just “didn’t have time” to finish it, but that he’d read another book instead. It was a book on “Intelligent Design,” a concept I thought we’d thoroughly dispatched with in the carpool.

I find the entire saga somewhat dismaying. It points out what I think is one of the most damaging and depressing aspects of the fundamentalist community (of any fundamentalist community) – its insularity. Mark passed up the opportunity to associate with two people with different beliefs (because let’s not forget, I might be Jewish, but Dan’s Catholic, and apparently Catholics and Protestants really don’t get along that well, theologically speaking) in favor of spending more time by himself. How many other people in his life, do you think, would argue with him about whether English should be the national language, or whether condoms lead to promiscuity, or whatever other half-thought-out opinion he holds?

About a year ago, Mark was very proud to have delivered the (hour-long) sermon at his church, and he sent the other two of us a link to his church’s website, where MP3s of each sermon could be downloaded. I confess that I didn’t actually listen to much of his particular piece, but I did look at the titles of the various “messages” from the weeks around his. At a time when the news was full of stories about the war in Iraq and torture at Abu Ghraib at Guantanamo, Mark’s church was talking about personal repentance, sexual purity, and about a deepening personal relationship with Jesus. These religious communities, of which American Evangelicals are a notable example, are failing themselves and their society by their insularity.

I don’t mean to indict all religious activity here, but I think there is something deeply irresponsible – something willfully blind – about turning so far away from the world. It is, I believe, fundamentally immoral to elevate one’s personal spiritual concerns above an awareness of what is going on in the world. An insistent, solipsistic focus on the ritualistic repetition of unchallenged beliefs, and the masturbatory pre-occupation with the familiar and internal over the external, represents an inexcusable abdication of moral, ethical, and intellectual responsibility.

It has practical consequences. There are facts about the world that these people don’t know and aren’t learning because they are reading the Bible (for the twentieth time) instead of the newspaper. They perpetuate a cycle of intolerance and ignorance because their children are educated at home, and aren’t exposed to the inevitable diversity of opinion and experience that public or private schooling provide. They put aside books that would challenge their preconceptions in favor of books that reinforce them. And they deprive themselves of the opportunity to broaden their minds by interacting with people they disagree with.

I recognize that some of these charges could be leveled at me. I talk a good game when it comes to diversity, but how much time do I really spend exposing myself to opinions I disagree with? One of the reasons I enjoyed the carpool so much was that it kept my argument “muscles” from atrophying: there are few things more stimulating than mounting a stirring defense of the right to sexual privacy, and few things more entertaining than telling a Catholic that, really, you don’t care if he thinks you’re going to Hell.

But aside from these occasional skirmishes, how often do I face thinking that’s really different from my own? I only skim conservative political blogs, and I’m not going to waste my time reading a book arguing that evolution can’t account for “irreducibly complex” biological structures and processes, or that purports to give the “politically incorrect” truth about the evils of Islam, or that claims that I, and those who agree with me, are liars, traitors, and worse.

So what’s the difference? Why do I think Mark needs to read Ken Miller while I’m excused from reading Ann Coulter? One obvious and facile answer is that Miller is right while Coulter is an idiot. Even so, my own bookshelf isn’t above rebuke: I don’t read anywhere near enough sensible conservative writing, and I should fix that. I like to that I’m a leg up on people like Mark because I have the tools to distinguish what’s worth reading from what’s not – but he’d probably claim that he has as much right to dismiss Richard Dawkins as I do to dismiss Bill Bennett.

So, am I just as blinkered and small-minded as poor Mark, whom I'm raking over the coals here? I don’t think so; a discussion of why will have to wait for the next essay.

Week In Review

Dude, what happened to this feature?

I got busy, okay? I kept meaning to do it, and-- and-- shut up.


Julie Sokolow–"Seasons", from IndieFeed. "Spare?" Sure, but there's "spare" and then there's "boring." This is boring. [1 star]

The Moore Brothers–"The Puppet", from IndieFeed. Quirky, I suppose. It's definitely quirky. It's just not particularly, like, good. It's not bad, either. It's just not recommendable. [2 stars]

Warm In The Wake–"Tame Thoughts", from IndieFeed. Finally, my head is moving back and forth while listening to one of these. It's well-written, it's catchy. "Acoustic, cosmic folk?" Sure. [3 stars]

I'm easing back into this; can you tell?

The Secret to a Successful Marriage



To enjoy the following exchange you need to know the following background information: R— works for the university's development office, raising money from reunion classes for the Annual Fund. Her officemate, J—, happens to be the officer responsible for my class.

Rachel: Do you know XXXXXXX XXXX? He was in your class.

me: Yes, he's married to my ex-girlfriend.

Rachel: Who?

me: XXXX XXXX. Why?

Rachel: His mother is in the class of XXXX. I'm going to try to get a meeting with her and was trying to make a connection.

me: Huh. Well, I used to date her daughter-in-law, does that help?

Rachel: Maybe. Wanna solicit him for a donation?

me: Not really, no. I can't remember how well we know each other, and "we've both seen your wife naked" isn't that great a bonding line for fund-raising, methinks.

Rachel: Well, you never know until you try.

me: Plus, I never really saw her naked, so that'd be lying anyway.

Rachel: I was actually just about to ask that. I didn't want to doubt your high school studliness, though.

me: Topless, baby. Aw yeah.

Rachel: J— suggests, though, that if you could sort of imply that you still have digital evidence of seeing his wife naked, perhaps you could get some blackmail-style gift to the Annual Fund.

me: Hmm. Well, this pre-dated digital cameras, remember. So I could type up, in some digital format, a prose description of XXXX's breasts, if that would help.

Rachel: Okay, that's hilarious.

me: Not sure how good it would be for our relationship, but anything for the annual fund.

Rachel: "Our relationship" meaning yours and mine, or yours and XXXX's? Or yours and XXXXXXX's?

me: The former. Well, all of them.

Rachel: I guess it's true that I don't relish the idea of your painting a vivid word-picture of another woman's "lovelies."

me: I just want to point out that it is entirely your fault that I'm recalling her breasts at the moment, and not my fault at all.

Rachel: Hardly! You're the one who jumped from "used to date her" to "saw her naked."

me: Deny all you want.

Rachel: Well, I'm not threatened.

me: Good.

Rachel: You may picture other women's breasts all you like, as long as the only ones you access in person are mine.

me: Woohoo! I'm printing this out, and attaching it, via Scotch tape, as an addendum to our ketubah.

24 Season 6. Episode 10, 3 PM – 4 PM

3:00: I don’t know if Milo is going to make it out of this, but after what he pulled last week, I hope he does. That was badass.
-If you order someone to kill your son, do you feel sadness when told the job is done?
-There’s no way that guy would know Milo wasn’t a trained field agent, he did blow up the tech van, didn’t he?
-Jessie doesn’t think Milo is going to make it either. Hopefully Jack Bauer gets there in time.
-Yes!
-JBKC: 9 and 10 (Bad guys).
-That was pretty cool. Jack Bauer didn’t kill someone who didn’t need to be killed (well, he could have killed him anyway) and the bad guy let her go when Jack Bauer was like, “You know you’re not going to kill her.” If I had more time, I’d explore this further.
-Marilyn, you idiot. You were sitting next to Jack Bauer. He could have gotten your son easily.
-Jack Bauer just told Bill Buchannon how it was going to be. Those plans seemed complicated, I hope Buchannon got them all.
-“How could I have been so stupid”? Maybe if you stopped thinking about the Marilyn you knew 20 years ago, you would have seen this coming.
-Jessie just said, “What if Jack Bauer and Marilyn died, than no one would know his father is the bad guy. That seems like a big deal.” Jack Bauer doesn’t know anything about hypotheticals.
3:14: Morris is an alcoholic? I wonder if he’s going to have a problem with Milo being the hero when Morris armed the nukes?
-Oh, he IS going to have a problem.
-On his walk, is Morris going to get a drink? And he’s got quite a swagger for someone who had a drill through his shoulder 2 hours ago.
3:16: Wow, C.T.U. got to the industrial park really quickly.
3:18: This is another example of leverage shifting from one side to another side, wildly. Has there ever been a reality where no one ever retains the upper hand?
-Uh, oh, Grandpa’s going to kill me, I better leave.
-Uh, oh, Grandpa’s threatening me with a gun.
-Jack Bauer’s father is a giant prick. Willing to kill both his sons and his grandson. What’s so great about his company?
3:25: I’m almost certain Tom Lennox is taping these conversations. If he’s not taping the conversation, the dialogue is the most awful dialogue I’ve ever heard and “24” should fire Tom Lennox and the writers immediately.
-“Our man will be here within the hour.” Does that mean we’re going to find out if Lennox is taping the conversation or not.
3:28: Morris is definitely about to buy booze.
-It’s great that they introduced the idea of Morris as an alcoholic and needing a sponsor 14 minutes before he falls off the wagon. This show is telegraphing plot twists left and right, thanks for nothing, “24”.
-Wouldn’t C.T.U. have Red Bulls in a staff fridge or something? Probably, but then Morris wouldn’t have to walk to the corner store to buy whiskey.
3:36: Fox just had a commercial for a show called “Drive.” I thought it was a parody of “24” for a car commercial. Nah, it was a real show.
-Which step was that, Morris? Apologizing to Milo.
-YES! Tom Lennox. Thank you.
-Yell! Yell! Cause a scene Tom Lennox.
-Shoot, too late.
-It seems Lennox wasn’t taping the conversation.
-Hal Turner’s team is going to lead the attack on Gredanko’s house? Am I the only one on the internet talking about Hal Turner? I guess not.
-Chloe just can’t believe you anymore, Morris. After everything. How can she trust you after all of this?
3:43: So Gredanko escaped AND Phillip escaped AND Tom Lennox was foiled? The good guys are really having a hard time this hour.
-JBKC: 11 (Third bad guy).
3:51: Milo was a hotshot jerk at the beginning of the day, but he seems to be turning himself around.
-“Point and shoot.” That’s right, Marilyn,
-Why would Jack Bauer not have Marilyn call C.T.U.? What does that do but slow things down?
-What will Philip get out of trading Jack Bauer for Josh Bauer? What are the possible outcomes for this?
-Do we think Marilyn is going to go shoot Grandpa?
-Is Philip telling the truth here? I kind of believe him or at least want to believe him. Isn’t it hard to believe Gredanko would be able to find out about Philip killing Palmer without
-Come on, Marilyn! Either she shoots him or he shoots himself or he’s left already.
-Yes! I bet if you have three guesses for how every scene ends in “24” you’ll almost always be right.
-Looks like Charles Logan was pardoned to end our “long national nightmare.” The best thing about being an ex-President? Not having to shave.

Two links:
‘24′ cuts down on torture scenes
“24″ is not a Republican show

Busting Vegas – Mezrich

Do you ever read a book and get the feeling you've read it before? I got that feeling with this book, except I had read it before and it was a book written by the same author. I still haven't figured out why Mezrich would write two books about 2 different groups of MIT kids that create blackjack systems, go to Vegas, win big, get kicked out of Vegas, then go on with their lives, but this book is a lot like Bringing Down the House, just not as good.

The MIT Whiz Kid Who Brought the Casinos to Their Knees

The Illusionist

You might be thinking what I was thinking: Ed Norton, Paul Giamatti, Rufus Sewell, how bad could it be? Well, if you're thinking that, stop thinking it right now because it can be very bad. The movie is based on a short story by a professor I had in school, the winner of a Pulitzer Prize in Fiction, and without reading the short story, I know it was better than the movie.

Gods and Generals

Gods and Generals was a cross between Ken Burns' Civil War series, Masterpiece Theater/BBC remake, and any number of annoyingly aphoristic characters from any period drama based on history. The movie was based around the story of Stonewall Jackson, but it left out most of his well-known idiosyncrasies. If you have 3 hours and 38 minutes to kill, you might give this movie a shot, but know you're in for the long haul; the long, boring haul.

Gods & Generals

First Reference to thetoddtime.com?

Here's an interview with Robert Maschio, the actor who plays Todd on Scrubs. In the second question he mentions www.thetoddtime.com. This interview seems to be from January, 2007, so clearly thetoddtime.com has been in the works for a while. You care about this stuff, right? Right?

The OH in Ohio

Parker Posey and Danny Devito have multiple love scenes in this movie and I'm divulging this plot detail to prevent you from being as offended as I was. If finding out about this implausible plot twist doesn't steer you away than you probably don't care for my reviews anyway. Everything else about this movie was bad also.


The OH in Ohio

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