I came here to comment and then I saw that I’d already commented and apparently called you my brother, which was weird, and then I realized that your sister was impersonating me, which filled me with a blinding rage, and if Harvard can throw our family into that level of turmoil, we don’t want anything to do with them anyway. Bastard people.
Real RJ - we can’t let Harvard drive us apart. Don’t you see, this is exactly what it wants. We’ve been through too much to let some dumb school for weirdos that, frankly, I’d never even heard of, bring this family down. Thank goodness Matt doesn’t have to go there.
Michael (your brother) said on March 27, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Matt, to paraphrase (and change) Lauren’s favorite t-shirt.
Matt Harvey needs Harvard like a fish needs a bicycle.
Sorry, brother. Harvard sucks. They’re just stupid and snotty and no one likes them anyway.
I was so upset for you that I had an identity crisis. Who am I? What am I? I blame you, Harvard. Look what you did to me.
I came here to comment and then I saw that I’d already commented and apparently called you my brother, which was weird, and then I realized that your sister was impersonating me, which filled me with a blinding rage, and if Harvard can throw our family into that level of turmoil, we don’t want anything to do with them anyway. Bastard people.
Real RJ - we can’t let Harvard drive us apart. Don’t you see, this is exactly what it wants. We’ve been through too much to let some dumb school for weirdos that, frankly, I’d never even heard of, bring this family down. Thank goodness Matt doesn’t have to go there.
Matt, to paraphrase (and change) Lauren’s favorite t-shirt.
Matt Harvey needs Harvard like a fish needs a bicycle.
Harvard sucks.
Because you’re stupid.