Comments on: Why won’t those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

By: Your friend

Your friend — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:27:36 +0000

Because you’re stupid.

By: Michael (your brother)

Michael (your brother) — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:48:37 +0000

Matt, to paraphrase (and change) Lauren’s favorite t-shirt.

Matt Harvey needs Harvard like a fish needs a bicycle.

Harvard sucks.

By: Rachel Sr.

Rachel Sr. — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:18:45 +0000

Real RJ - we can’t let Harvard drive us apart. Don’t you see, this is exactly what it wants. We’ve been through too much to let some dumb school for weirdos that, frankly, I’d never even heard of, bring this family down. Thank goodness Matt doesn’t have to go there.

By: The real Rachel Jr.

The real Rachel Jr. — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:20:45 +0000

I came here to comment and then I saw that I’d already commented and apparently called you my brother, which was weird, and then I realized that your sister was impersonating me, which filled me with a blinding rage, and if Harvard can throw our family into that level of turmoil, we don’t want anything to do with them anyway. Bastard people.

By: Rachel Sr.

Rachel Sr. — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:46:47 +0000

I was so upset for you that I had an identity crisis. Who am I? What am I? I blame you, Harvard. Look what you did to me.

By: Rachel Jr.

Rachel Jr. — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:44:28 +0000

Sorry, brother. Harvard sucks. They’re just stupid and snotty and no one likes them anyway.