Unlikely Words

7:05: I don’t remember Milo having a sling last week. I can’t believe that’s the only thing I’ve had to comment on in the first 5 minutes.
-Chloe doesn’t want to report you, she just wants to warn you, gosh!
7:07: Oh good, General Walsh. He’s Hal Turner’s cousin.
-So we’ve got 4 minutes until the drone gets to LA. But maybe it’s going to Vegas?
-This Russian guy is good. He can hack into C.T.U. and make them lose visual contact with the drone.
-This VP is batshit crazy. He’s going to nuke the Ambiguous Arab Nation as a response to some stateless terrorists. Maybe the leader of the Ambiguous Arab Nation “tried to kill his daddy.”
7:15? OH NO, I MISSED IT. WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS WASHING DISHES.
-Why does Bill Buchannon want to make sure that first responders are deployed in the target areas? Wouldn’t he want to make sure that they are underground in a bunker and not able to get hit by a bomb? So that they can first respond?
7:16: Oh man. She wanted it. She wanted it so bad! Sorry. Jack Bauer doesn’t just kiss peeps like that. He’s got Audrey on the brain.
-Audrey’s dead? Accident? When? China? Well, that’s twisty.
-This music imples Jack Bauer’s about to crack?
-Maybe an intern could pull the files for Jack Bauer? Chloe’s a little busy.
-“Any objection to your plans will not be able to gain traction.” I’m thinking that the Joint Chiefs MIGHT be a bit skeptical about a VP who wants to launch unprovoked nuclear attacks. But then again, what do I know?
-Wait, is this the cabinet or the Joint Chiefs?
-Wouldn’t this “dangerous and reckless” action need to be approved by Congress? Meh.
7:28: That was a strange interaction with Milo and Nadia. And now another one between Milo and Chloe. I still can’t believe his name is Milo.
-Actually, typing that, I realized I went to nursery school with a girl named Milo and a girl named Chloe. Milo has the same birthday as me and Chloe’s dad owned a diner in Boston and collected tons of toys.
-I wonder how that kiss makes Morris feel, the breath checking kiss.
7:31: And here we go. Our first leak of the year! Who won the pool?
-Milo just needs to fess up right now about Nadia working on his machine.
-Jessie and I think Nadia must be getting set up.
-San Francisco in 20 minutes. Which means the drone should get blown up in about 19 minutes.
7:39: Shitty, they had to induce a coma in the President, that should put him out commission for a while.
-“He’s a fighter, we have that much going for us.” Wow. Thanks, they couldn’t write a better line than that? I think I wrote that line in a story I wrote in 5th Grade.
-Karen Hayes is going to bring the President back from the coma endangering his life and risking permanent brain damage in order to keep the VP from nuking the Ambiguous Arab Nation.
-Why is that doctor in such a rush? Isn’t he the President’s physician? Who else does he have to take care of?
7:41:Torture scene 11: (Nadia).
-Seems like Doyle Schroeder was at Abu Ghraib or Gitmo.
7:43: Jack Bauer has been pretty much out of this episode. We’ll see what happens.
-I bet he looks at the file and determines that she’s still alive because of ring or a tattoo or something.
7:50: We’re nearing the 20 minute mark on the drone.
-It’s probable that Nadia isn’t the bad girl. Who do we think it is? Doyle? Milo? Morris? Chloe? Buchannon?
7:52: Maybe what happens is that Doyle shoots everyone before they can get interrogated.
-JBKC 14 and 15 and 16. (Drone pilots)
-Or Jack Bauer shoots everyone before they can get interrogated.
-How many hours do you think Jack Bauer has flying a flight simulator.
-The music reminds me of Peter and the Wolf.
-“OK, it’s turning.” WTF does that mean? It wasn’t turning before?
-And yet Jack Bauer stalls it out anyway. Good going.
-I don’t think the bomb detonates a nuclear explosion unless it…detonates. Just crashing the drone doesn’t detonate the nuke.
-See what I mean?
-I mean it’s on fire now, and not detonating.
-How did Fire and Rescue get there so quickly? Why do I bother even asking? Anyone can get anywhere in 30 seconds, unless they can’t, and then it takes 5 minutes or 30 minutes.
-The VP is going to be pissed he can’t send a nuke into the Ambiguous Arab Nation.
-Oh wait, no he won’t, this VP is nuts.
-The first responders were exposed to fatal does of radioactive material? Why even bother?
-The VP has his Anne Coulter hang up the phone for him.
-The VP adjusts reality to fit into his warped worldview. And this gets right wingers excited and he’s heroic to them? Really? They don’t think he’s psycho?

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