Unlikely Words

12:00: Doyle just had a terrible time getting someone to stop their car and let him take it. He practically caused a multi-car pile up.
-Where did Doyle get a cell phone with a hands free? Did he just put someone’s hands free into his ear? Ew.
-“All available resources to stop Jack [Bauer].” Is that really the best use of resources. These people have a strange code of loyalty. One minute they’re breaking protocols, the next they’re utilizing all possible resources to track rogue Jack Bauer.
-Here’s a White House spokesperson addressing the country with a statement and not taking any questions. Would that have been so hard for Wayne Palmer? Wouldn’t that have been the best for the country? Now we’re stuck with Noah.
-The scene with Tom Lennox and Noah the VP was kind of strange and both men seemed to be playing mental chess. I don’t even really care who won.
12:14: Is this the scene where Noah the VP and his Anne Coulter aide make out?
-Ding ding ding! Yeah, I guess it is.
-She said the media already knows that the acting president is a “dirty old man”.
-That’s a pretty ridiculous plot twist that they’ve been telegraphing for about 16 episodes.
-Do you think the guy whose car Doyle stole is going to be mad when he realizes that Doyle is running up his cell minutes?
12:17: Chloe is picking a fight with Morris and then she goes over the line with the “how about you don’t arm nuclear bombs for terrorists” line. Not sure why or where this is going.
-I didn’t realize we were going to get more of Reid Pollack/Chad Lowe. If I didn’t have this blog, I would have stopped watching by now. This is going to make me hate all of you.
-I wonder how Karen Hayes is going to get around this Hawk DOJ character. I’m pretty sure that neither Karen nor Buchannon are going down in the end.
12:28: It’s plausible that Jack Bauer knows about all the abandoned motels between San Diego and Sacramento.
12:30: Maybe Tom Lennox is going to figure it out for Karen?
-Or maybe not.
12:33: Did Jack Bauer just call Bill Buchannon at home? I don’t think anyone’s ever reached anyone’s voicemail in the history of this show.
12:38: Morris can’t hang with the abuse from the Chloe Rhino. We haven’t seen her like that in a long time, have we?
-Bill Buchannon and I have the same cell phone. Jessie, too.
-Bill should get a divorce. Karen is a lousy wife. I can’t remember if Bill knows that Karen hid the evidence of Bill letting Fayed go?
-How did Jack Bauer make an encrypted phone call on a stolen cell phone? I don’t think that’s possible.
12:42: Nadia is acting director? Isn’t she, too, you know, ambiguously Arabic to be director?
12:44: This show is like one of those clown cars at the circus. You know what I mean.
-I bet the interim director is going to be a hateful character. Or Chase?
-If Bill was fired, how would he be able to lift all of the restrictions on her security clearance?
-Jono and I think Bill Buchannon has been fired more than once. Probably last year or the year before?
-Oh no. Bill was fired before he could reassign Morris. I wonder how that makes him feel? Probably bad.
-Are the Chinese rolling up in a Hummer Limo? Oh, no, just a regular limo.
12:53: Wouldn’t it make a ton of sense for Doyle to take out the guys guarding Audrey and then grab Jack Bauer.
-Chang just spoke Chinese to Audrey… I guess she learned it while she was there.
-Oh, so Doyle screwed this up? It certainly seems that way. And I swear, if those Humvees are able to escape the helicopter…
-Well, that’s just silly. Of course they have a bazooka.
12:57: JBKC 26 and 27 (Chang’s men). Jack is really on a bad guy tear of late.
-Jack Bauer is the Audrey Whisperer.
-Jack Bauer just realized that he just risked his reputation to save a crazy shell of Audrey. Way to go.
-That’s awesome, they made it so that Audrey couldn’t say anything except “Help me, Jack [Bauer], don’t let them do this to me.”