Unlikely Words

3:00 AM Does Jack Bauer get a JBKC for calming Marilyn down? I don’t think so.
- Josh Bauer looks a little like Ricky Schroeder from Silver Spoons.
-JBKC 37, 38, and 39 (Chinese Baddies)
3:06: Is no one going to acknowledge Morris taking that dude out? That’s weak. Morris is really not showing too many side effects from having a drill go through his shoulder and having a relapse of alcoholism, along with breaking up with the love of his life. He’s a straight trooper, he is.
3:13: I think night vision would be a lot sneakier than flashlights in the tunnel.
-It would have been funny if Josh called his grandfather “Pop Pop” instead of Grandpa and then now, when he was angry, he’d have to say “Pop Pop” and sound really angry. What I’m saying is, it’s hard to be mad at your grandfather.
-“Your grandfather is a visionary.” You love when Chinese espionage artists say that to you.
-JBKC 40 (Chinese Baddie)
-This is awesome.
-JBKC 41 and 42 (Chinese Baddie)
3:16 JBKC 43 (Chinese Baddie)
-Is it possible the Chinese have some sort of alternate escape plan? I would be very angry if that were the case.
-Yeah Josh! You’ve got to admire his pluck. Kicking Chang in the face like that.
- JBKC 44 (Chinese Baddie)
-Well, well, well. How the tables have turned? What are you going to do when Jack Bauer comes for you, Chang?
-I think Chang is a Ninja. He just disappeared.
-Where’s the rest of the team? Where’s Doyle?
-When Doyle says he’s setting up a perimeter around the building, what does that mean if the whole team is on its way up to the roof?
3:19: Jack Bauer just killed a TON of people, that was outrageous.
3:25: “Tom is out in the field running a classified operation.” Doesn’t that sound crazy to anyone?
-Do you think President Palmer is out for the rest of the season? They certainly seem to be setting it up that way.
-A single Vice President? I guess this is the world where they’ve had 2 black Presidents in 3 years so a single VP is fine. Next year features a gay, Jew President.
-Oh yeah, this part, Lisa and the spy having sex for the FBI to watch.
-“And finally we’re done.” Tom Lennox is on his 5th cigarette.
-The spy looks like he was in pain after that. She must be a wildcat.
-This is a pretty cool spy operation. But what have they left out? How did he know?!
-For an actress, she’s a terrible actress. I said that last week, but she was able to fool the VP for the last year and is in one of the most stressful positions in the government and she wasn’t able to fool a dumb shit Russian spy lobbyist?
-Yeah, I don’t think Tom Lennox interrogates people, but I have to say, he’s good at it.
3:34: Seems like Chang probably isn’t used to being told how things are going to be. He’s mad now. Jack’s father knows when he’s got the upper hand.
3:39: Is there any truth to the idea that Jack Bauer’s father really is a patriot?
-Wow, another recycled plot line. C.T.U. is attacked and then some peeps from above C.T.U. come to investigate what happened and hassle people. I’m thinking next year, if I blog “24”, I’ll keep a count of repeated plot lines. There’s been about a dozen over the last couple weeks alone.
3:41: Oh Jeeze, Lisa Miller really REALLY screwed this up. Too bad she wasn’t able
-Why doesn’t the VP just say, “Suvarov, we wouldn’t be having this conversation if you hadn’t let the bombs get into our country in the first place.”
-Within 2 hours? Is that a mistake? Isn’t next week the last hour? Maybe it’s a two hour episode.
-I’m not sure I understand diplomacy at all. “You get us this piece of equipment that holds the key to all of our defenses or else we will attack one of your bases near us.”
-Can armies really be mobilized that quickly these days?
-Why did Suvarov have his agent under surveillance? That seems like a fundamentally inefficient system of information gathering.
3:54: Ah, Philip Bauer… Is he a patriot or an opportunist? Are they going to repeat another plot line? Philip needs documentation from the AG before he’ll do anything.
-If Suvarov is being squeezed by rogue generals, do we really think that they’d stop if C.T.U. recovered the chip?
-Wow, Josh Bauer has had a terribly traumatic day.
-Oh, next week IS a 2 hour episode. That explains it. The Russian ultimatum gives them until the last 10 minutes to retrieve the component. Can they do it? I think they can.

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