Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Apparently Snakes on a Plane came about at a Hollywood Happy Hour when people were trying to come up with the worst movie pitch ever. It’s clear why this movie won. Bumped from 1 star to 2 stars in admiration of the way the filmmakers unabashedly and repeatedly allowed snakes to kill people by having the snakes clamp down on a human appendage.
(Bonus: This video played during the closing credits and I bet you can’t watching it without wondering if it’s a satire.)





[...] King’s output. John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson (who quietly is running away with the “most watched actor by me this year” contest) gamely slog their way through this film which could not be considered boffo under [...]