Gift-shopping is hard. I'm pretty well-stumped on good gift ideas for R— (hi, honey!) but I should know better than to look at "gift guides" from online stores. She told me she found Amazon's "wife/girlfriend" guide particularly infuriating, but I didn't realize how bad it was until I looked in more detail.

No, Amazon, I'm not getting her diamond jewelry, a "fashion watch," or Wonder Woman lingerie.

Or a subscription to Marie Claire. The hell?