We Own the Night (2007)
Joaquin Phoenix’s terrible follow-up to the spectacular Walk the Line, We Own the Night should claim the record for most mailed-in performances by name actors. The basic idea of the story was OK, but everything else was for shit, which might explain why Sony paid $11M for it after Warner Brothers and Universal were involved. Wait, no, it doesn’t explain why anyone spend $11 let alone $11M.
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