Rating: 1 star
Water for Elephants: A Novel by Sara Gruen
Rating: 1 star
Simple and lazy writing, crap dialogue, headache and fury-inducing narrative, and neon-lit plot twist telegraphing. All of these and so much more tripe leaves this book undesserving of my typical three sentence review.
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I made the mistake of reading Water for Elephants at the beach last summer. It isn’t even a good “beach read.” SUCKED.
(there’s my 3-sentence review.)