I give good gifts to my wife. It's not bragging if it's true and all. I spend all year listening carefully, on the look out for hints. Then, come gift time, BAM, perfect gifts.

This year, however, was a bloodbath, a total decimation. I got her 2 necklaces and a dress and she couldn't get them out of the house fast enough. They were at the post office first thing Friday morning on their way back. I'm choosing to take it in stride, though, and blaming the current administration. I'm going to regroup and retool for next year. And come holiday season next year, BAM, perfect gifts.