This, from Joe Posnanski, made me chuckle out loud:

Kudos to the NFL for their controversial decision, announced on Thursday, to “salute service, courage and bravery” at this year’s Super Bowl. That is so much better than the theme in Super Bowl XXXIV, which was, I believe, “to lightly mock service, courage and bravery” or the pregame show in Super Bowl XIII which was designed to “just kind of ignore service, courage and bravery.”

(Huh, this appears to be post number 1,000 on Unlikely Words.)