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24 Season 7 Episode 10 5 PM – 6 PM Live Blog

Interestingly, I don’t think Jack Bauer killed or even knocked anyone down last week, is that possible? Last week we were treated to cameos by Aaron and Morris, WHICH WAS AWESOME! We also found out that Billy Walsh is at least one of the moles. We should be seeing Renee Walker fall in love with Jack Bauer, as if that wasn’t telegraphed in the first episode. How will Larry Moss respond?


Season 7 Episode 9
Season 7 Episode 11 and 12
Everything you wanted to know about what Unlikely Words thinks about 24, but were afraid to ask.

5:00
-Ha! I knew there was another mole. Erika is such a soft target. Billy Walsh is going to get her so killed.
-Jerry’s Grid makes my head explode. http://is.gd/kBHS
-Dubaku has a soft spot for the lady. That’s a lot of manipulated women this year, isn’t it?
5:06
-Enemy of the State came out like 10 years ago, we can’t use satellite imaging to track Dubaku and Marika?
-Jack Bauer thinks the best way to subtely track Dubaku is to drive across a park? That seems stupid. Also, can’t we get some coppers on the case? Also, how did Dubaku’s driver know that the crazy car driving across the park was “FBI”?
-Also! That’s a CAR ACCIDENT!
-JBKC +1. You don’t pull a gun on Jack Bauer, you just don’t.
-Marika is going to die.
-You turn your back on Dubaku for that long, he’s going to disappear.
-Wait, he’s still lying on the ground. What the.
-THIS IS A LOT OF ACTION. I don’t know if I can keep this pace up.
5:12
5:16
-I’m not going to tolerate the President hanging out in the waiting room at the hospital for the entire 5 hours of the surgery. I’m really not.
5:18
-Is the President going to torture Dubaku at the hospital?
-Now we’re recycling plot lines. Giving adrenaline to someone super messed up so you can torture them some more.
-Is there a disk inside Dubaku that just got fried by the paddles? That would be crazy.
-They’re going to have to wash the blood off before they try to put that SD card into a camera. Drive in 5 minutes… So 5:27.
5:22
-I LOVE the way Billy Walsh talks to Erika. She’s setting back women’s lib by 15 years. 24 HATES women. Ever since Kim Bauer, women have been trash on 24. Kind of sickening.
5:29
-Here comes the big slap scene. I’ve been looking forward to it all week.
-I jumped the gun.
-”It’s only got one download.” That’s the biggest load of horseshit I’ve ever seen.
5:31
-Billy Walsh is now going to be Vinny Delpino’s best friend, isn’t he?
-”Just think it through, Erika.” “How could I be so stupid?” Billy Walsh is condescending, but Erika asks for it.
-How can she be SO happy about being a terrorist?
-Can’t you just unplug the mainframes?
-And there goes Erika. We knew that was coming.
-The easiest way to die in 24 is to have “ika” as the last 3 letters of your name.
-Larry Moss really can’t fall for this bullshit, but he’s going to anyway. This is disappointing me.
5:36
5:40
-Jorge’s Mom, I hope you’re right. But I bet Chloe is out there right now. Billy Walsh is totally a D-Bag.
-”I was running a mirror file on an outside server. I always do that when I’m dealing with sensitive data.”
-Can Chloe PLEASE make 50 copies of this file and put it all up on the internet.
5:43
-Janice Garafolo is terrible.
-Billy Walsh is going to be stopped at the gate.
-Or before.
-Saw that one coming.
-Marika’s sister, Rosa, sucks, too. God. The women on this show make me feel like a misogynist.
-So is the show over now? They have the list of everyone working with Dubaku in the government.
-It would be awesome if the next 12 hours were Jack Bauer flying to Sengala and then assassinating Juma in the last 10 minutes. THAT IS GROUNDBREAKING TV.
-Show isn’t over before Renee slaps Jack Bauer.
-2 slaps.
-”That stunt you pulled by the car? You ever pull your gun on me again, you better intend to use it.” “I did.” Oh, damn.
5:47
-Watchmen looks great. It really does.
-From the comments, “boy meets girl, boy shoots girl in neck and buries her alive, boy loses girl… but not because of that part”. Nice.
5:52
-”I want to know who shot my father.” Uh, what will you do? White at them? Jericho at them?
-Sorry for the interruption. Something’s wrong with Wordpress.
-”Jack Bauer helped save this country.” For at least the 7th time, right? I mean, right?
-It’s true, he deserves a pardon at least, right?
-Yes, it’s TONYTIME. Sepia Tonytime. I’m glad he’s back.
-So we’ve got another attack about to happen at the end of next episode. It’s clearly an attack on the White House, which is why the Chief of Staff is really not interested in going with Senator Red Meyer.
-Sepia Tony was kind of awesome, don’t you think?

That was one hell of an episode. Jack Bauer only shot one person, bringing his JBKC up to 22, that’s an average of 2.2 people knocked down per hour of the day. All of this with what might be a broken rib, right? Next week’s 2 hour event might give me a heart attack. Explosions at the White House? Is Bill Buchanan going to die? What will happen to Jack Bauer and Renee Walker? Larry Moss went up a little bit in my book, and again, ‘24′ is using women as simpletons.
Also, Sepia Tony was the best. See you next week.

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Posted by: aaron cohen

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69 Responses

  1. Jerry Smith says:

    Check out the updated 24 tweetgrid:
    http://is.gd/kBHS

  2. pjaykc says:

    okay, I’m behind the times. I don’t even understand what that grid is all about!

  3. BenE says:

    beep boop beep boop

  4. Jorge's Mom says:

    chloe is going to eat janeane garofolo’s face off

  5. pjaykc says:

    I certainly hope so! Aha! the blonde is in on it, too!

  6. JCutie says:

    Yo, if her freckles weren’t so cute Jack would slap that broad.

  7. Jorge's Mom says:

    agent walker looks like chucky’s evil twin sister, if they made her into a barbie and put her on the simpsons

  8. Jerry Smith says:

    My grid wouldn’t be around without tweetgrid…. It makes everything possible

  9. tara says:

    ahhh Marika, I hope you make it out of this hour alive.

  10. tara says:

    and the fatal flaw 99% of the time always = love.

  11. BenE says:

    I wonder what D-Bak talked to her about before, like, did he look up stuff about importing/exporting so he could make knowledgeable small talk with her

  12. pjaykc says:

    how can that SUV weave in and out of a traffic jam like that?

  13. JCutie says:

    Marika just totally redeemed herself!!

  14. Jorge's Mom says:

    she dead

  15. tara says:

    ooh really… this is how it all goes down. . . .

  16. pjaykc says:

    good for Renee!

  17. tara says:

    well that was an exciting 12 mins…. shites about to go down at FBI hq right now.

  18. pjaykc says:

    but we lost Marika, after all!

  19. BenE says:

    So, does this mean that D-bak is just a mid-level boss?

  20. Jorge's Mom says:

    what is tony doing during all of this?

  21. JCutie says:

    He’s just the handy man. General Juma is the big fish.

  22. tara says:

    Tony’s picking up the daughter. . .

  23. BenE says:

    whisper…… whisper…..

  24. pjaykc says:

    wow, dig the evidence right out of his chest!

  25. Jono says:

    One should really wear gloves when you stick your fingers in another persons chest

  26. Jorge's Mom says:

    quickie

  27. pjaykc says:

    what if Janine is hiding in the restroom?

  28. BenE says:

    hack into the mainframe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. pjaykc says:

    I think Erika is a dead duck as soon as the mainframe is hacked.

  30. JCutie says:

    Has anyone heard anything about Koury’s State Spa? Has it closed down?

  31. JCutie says:

    Yes it’s all that matters.

  32. Jono says:

    A PX 17 Drive. I eat those for breakfast

  33. BenE says:

    they just need to torture the drive, it will give up the info

  34. Jono says:

    Just throw coffee or something on the mainframe. This isn’t rocket science.

  35. pjaykc says:

    erika’s dead
    look out!

  36. tara says:

    that wasn’t smart…. there’s someone else who knows about that affair….oh but i see.. frame her and get away with it.

  37. JCutie says:

    Aaron, Chloe doesn’t appreciate that comment about the women on this show being trash. She dominates!!

  38. BenE says:

    they better not make j-grof figure it out before chloe does, that would be weak

  39. Jono says:

    Bring the server to the Expert Bar at the Apple Store. That’s what I would do.

  40. JCutie says:

    oooh Eliza Dushku, nice!

  41. Jorge's Mom says:

    i think chloe’s lying. i bet she’s wary of dbag casanova and is just saying that.

  42. pjaykc says:

    Oh, Larry! you softie!

  43. Jono says:

    I always do that too. So weird!

  44. pjaykc says:

    Get him!

  45. pjaykc says:

    Larry tricked him! So did Chloe really get a copy, or was that a trick, too?

  46. BenE says:

    AC, get ready, the slap thing is BOUND to happen soon

  47. Jorge's Mom says:

    wow low blow

  48. Jono says:

    Jack you heartless bastard! I love you!

  49. BenE says:

    boy meets girl, boy shoots girl in neck and buries her alive, boy loses girl… but not because of that part

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