"In experiments carried out in the US some varieties of shark allowed themselves to be picked from the water and cuddled." It takes all kinds of people, it's true, but it shouldn't take the type of people that want to cuddle sharks. In this article they think they've found some sharks that can be trained. I don't know how often I have to say this, but please, let's NOT train sharks. Didn't any of you see Deep Blue Sea?

(Am I going to get sued if I call this week Shark Week? I'll let you know! Stop in everyday for tons of derisive sharksnark culminating at the end of the week with a 2 part interview with a shark expert.)