Ouch.

[Alex] Gonzalez was re-introducing himself to some of his old teammates, and some of his new ones, when he arrived at the Ballpark at Arlington on Saturday.

"It's good to be back on the best team in the world," he said of the second-place Red Sox.

(Although, I've said it before and I'll say it again, that kind of reality check only ever appears in a newspaper's sports section, not on the front page. Weird.)