"They said: 'Take it off', and I said: 'No, its part of my religion. It's part of my religious right.' I gave them a Jedi church business card."

This article about the founder of the Jedi religion accusing a grocery store of discrimination is full of quotations worth calling out. You take any of these quotations out of context and it's amazing what you can do with them in your head. Please read the entire article.

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