Follow on TwitterLike a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV's newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged "Real World" on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like "The Situation" and "Jwoww", who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I've ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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If you think of any nicknames that should be in here, leave them in the comments or email them to me. Thanks again, to Chris McCoy for helping with this. If you like what you see on Unlikely Words,
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.

this website is GAYYYYYYYY all the names r the same !
they said i was t-cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poop no this website should b cancelled !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! same nicknames just over and over !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys really need to improve your personnels.the names you give suck alot
I got Sookie :D Cutee :DD♥
Ha i got a-cat bahaha
Impact….. Yesssssssssss I think so! Yeahhh buddy
I am the tan-trum, got that twice……:O
i love the jersey shore my nickname is sammy
lol….the condition…just great ahaha
A-Scream hahaha :D awesome
I am Pookie :) YEAHHH BUDDDY! lol my sis is Vibe Time
My nickname is Snookie
Haha my nickname is c-pop and pookie
The Appointment? Keep clicking FistBump and you’ll keep getting different things on the same name. Stupid..
I got A-Scream! Its SOOO me!
im the good time :))) !! hahaha
i love mas for life till death do us part!!! love this show its da bom dog!!! -lovely-
LMFAO…..i got the c cat ……kinda stupid …….but funny at the same time………xDDDDDDDDDDD
J-POW ????!!??? WTF
VIBE TIME, OH YA and I feel bad for Dan…WHo would want to be called Juice Box? I’ve been searching for hours for a nickname all i have is Raine, Raven, and Razor. And now, Vibe Time….WHEN WILL IT END???
Mine nickname was Ashley Simpson of cape may that’s awesome right
i agree this web site suck i dont like it ,mine wazz d-train
I got snooki
I’m is Snooki but that is snookie
My name is the opportunity
Mine is Sookie it’s REALLY close to Snookie I think? % /
Actually it was Snookie.
i got that boom boom k-pow
I got “The Incident” lol
Is it free??
it is good and great
really orange juice?
i typed in rape the and it say the hard hat O_o
omgg!! got a-scream and a-cat holy shit my real nickname is cupcakelinaa LMAO xD
Im the impact my sister is pookie
renaldi
I’m J-Cat and The Rack
LOL I GOT SNICKERS
BEST PART IS I’M FAT!!!
T-pop
Snickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My jersey shore nickname is (the scorpion )
Ugh. I have no life. elohel.
This suck my name is potion what that even mean?I click it 10 time and got different names
My nickname is Hot Spot