Dec 8, 2009
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Like a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV's newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged "Real World" on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like "The Situation" and "Jwoww", who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I've ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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UPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, "My Jersey Shore Name." There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search "Jersey Shore Name Generator."
If you think of any nicknames that should be in here, leave them in the comments or email them to me. Thanks again, to Chris McCoy for helping with this. If you like what you see on Unlikely Words,
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.
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V-Scream! LOL!
They call me The Tricep
[...] Jersey Shore Nickname Generator Mine is The Rack. My hand to God I gave it no hints. [...]
the “princess of paramus.” welp, at least i’m really from new jersey. not much else i can say for the cast lol
Ok, the guys are goofballs (obviously), but at least they wear some cool Affliction gear when they head out to party. I wear it too;
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The Operation..SWEET!!!…thats how i roll
im sookie…..? “true blood” fell in there somehow
now its C-Cat
[...] go, click this on and have some fun. Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Princess of Paramus Jersey Shore Nickname Generator – Unlikely Words – A blog of Boston, Providence, and the world __________________ [...]
Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Tan-talizer
im lovin’ it.
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mine is “Hot Spot” Funny and gross!
powerbar, bag of hammers, shades, the problem, the throb, mousse, gel, P-Alby, showers, chapstick, freshed-n-pressed, cadillac, sac, sneakuhs, altar boy, stiffy, eggo, little piggy, the wall, shallow hal, juice, rage, cycles, Waste Management =the Jersey Shore, All Natural, Self Built, shoulders, no neck, gollum=guido my precious=fresh clothes & fresh cut, guidette=Pug dog
you could also add the suffix -y or -ie to some of the above words to increase the doucherness just a tad more.
L-Gel here
The Appointment? HAHAHA.
um…trenton and paramus are not at the shore and cape may is the least trashy place at the jersey shore. the rest of them are pretty amazing though :)
Hahaha my nickname is The Incident…my name is Mary that’s so rad
THE INCIDENT — HERE!
The Crab Claw. Surf ‘n’ Turf. Metal Detector. Sand Dolla. Burnt Toast. Cool Mint. Ugly Bunion.
that’s right baby i’m da big d train
Glad to be here. call me: The Impact
N-Train here – Come on ride the train – Choo Choo – ride it… hahahahaha
The Condition!! You will respect the name generator and your results!
I’m the hot spot :P
Haha, this is great .. don’t miss http://www.JerseyShoreQuotes.com – stay on to of the latest Guidisms.
The Position ahahahahahhaha i like ittt…. i guess i’m the female “situation”
lmaaaaaaao ,
mine is “the incident”
great.
WTF i got “The Sausage Party” and im a guy -_-
“THE TIGHT END” wtf lol
“The Condition”
lainey gossip linked this.
anyways i typed in ‘i’m yours’ because she also linked this video i guess via dlisted, http://dlisted.com/node/35184, and i was bestowed with the best name ever: THE POSITION. i know i’m not from joisey but i will be rocking this name forever. i feel so blessed.
Paul “P-Muscle” AKA Juice Springsteen!
HAHA! My nickname is “Sunny”.. Lol, truly Italian.. YOO GUIDETTES!! <3
are there only a certain amount of options.
can i suggest pickled shortie?
My online gamer name is “BustaCapov”
my jersey nickname is “juice-box”
now run home and get your shine-box bitches
The Position
The pirate ship
The turkish prison
The Tan-gent
I’m as white as white can be LOL!!!
I am G-muscle…pimpin
The condition. SWEET! Wait, what condition? LOL
ha this is fantastic. “the ashlee simpson of cape may.”
Pet P-Gel
I Love it.
Maybe ill have a chance with Snooki now…
The Rack.
lmao
Tan Jovi lmao!
My favorite name for them – King CD (Cheese Dick)
Pookie?!
Think i’ll try again :)
should’ve stuck with Pookie!
Now i’m vibe – time !!