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Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Like a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV's newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged "Real World" on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like "The Situation" and "Jwoww", who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I've ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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My Jersey Shore Name

UPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, "My Jersey Shore Name." There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search "Jersey Shore Name Generator."
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If you think of any nicknames that should be in here, leave them in the comments or email them to me. Thanks again, to Chris McCoy for helping with this. If you like what you see on Unlikely Words, Subscribe by RSS, or follow on Twitter, or subscribe by email or on Facebook.
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.

Posted by: aaron cohen

Category: Blog

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671 Responses

  1. melissa says:

    wow the melissa tomei of the bronx…..????

  2. stupid says:

    this website sucks
    the names are the same and they all suck

  3. daniel says:

    wow this website should be deleted it sucks so bad i put in 6 of my friends names and it comes up with all the same nicknames whoever made this site sucks at what they do and should never make a website again

  4. tanya says:

    I am “The Position”?! ROFLMAO

  5. Knows better says:

    You people are freaks.

  6. Saiu says:

    mine is Tan-tric ….kinda weird xDDDD

  7. Julia says:

    The Ashley Simpson of Cape May…hail hail!! xD

  8. Paola says:

    Hot Spot xddd

  9. Lacey says:

    Bahahaha I got “The Paris Hilton of Trenton”…can’t stand that bitch..I’m nothing like her. Funny though!!!!! :-p

  10. julie says:

    LOL i put in dj douchbag and i got dj douchbag!! lol

  11. julie says:

    im snookie!! ;)

  12. mark says:

    i got the juice box, :)

  13. dan says:

    got Juice Box…….

  14. Gavin says:

    Juice Springsteen? ha

  15. Halima says:

    i got H-Cat LMAOO

  16. Jessica says:

    yeah i like that shit

  17. joey says:

    The Operation ha its a pretty good one

  18. Great site. Love the show!

  19. Shooritratty says:

    Наверняка, зачотная статья

  20. Paul says:

    I got The bi-cep wtf!!?

  21. whit says:

    LOL i got the rack, and i have biiig boobs lmaaaao!

  22. alexis says:

    i got the the tan-trum which fits me cause im an only child x)

  23. kelli says:

    k-scream ftw

  24. Cathy anonimus says:

    I said dj douchebag and Paris Hilton of Trenton came up lol :))

  25. This is a great idea! LOL.

  26. vivian says:

    i love jersey shore my nickname is SNOOKIE ;)

  27. Pooker, apparently says:

    Pooker…

  28. Pooker, apparently says:

    Barack Obama = B-Tan

  29. Jailynn says:

    Imm Sookie..LMFAO!

  30. pookie says:

    Hahah My Name is Pookie!1 Hhaha

  31. acbaby says:

    i got A-Scream

  32. sean says:

    this is so stupid. no matter what you put in it comes up with the same shit!

  33. alex says:

    I got Snickers Yea

  34. Caleb says:

    I’m “The Blowout” haha. Jersey Shore makes me un-proud to be an American.

  35. Kylene says:

    Im Snikers

  36. CRISMARI says:

    JERSEY SHORE LOS AMO SOY DE SANTO DOMINGO MIKE THE LOVE

  37. Stanley Ceplecha says:

    I got O.J. and i was born the same time OJ finally got caught i like this name i can actually relate to it!

  38. Yeah the Website Sucks! I dont Even care for this kinda thing

  39. IFTEKHAR says:

    Lets go Bruins

  40. The Allusion says:

    To whomever came up the names..you won’t be winning any creative awards any time soon. Your name choice is so bad, cannot even call it half-assed..third-assed, maybe..

  41. abdallah says:

    THIS WEBS IS SUCK

  42. Alisha says:

    i got “the good time” wheeew

  43. hannah says:

    minewas the ”hotspot” i like it! haha

  44. Juan says:

    Lol I put bigdick and it showed- the natural

  45. Kayley says:

    I got Snickers! ♥ :D

  46. joe mc says:

    im not ganna get the five minutes of my life that i wasted on here shit

  47. Maya says:

    Vibe Time(; lmao

  48. Manicomio says:

    Angelina has a new iPhone app out too, it’s called Score a Shore Girl in the iTunes store now, it’s a live video game where you try to pick her up at a bar and it’s really funny, the game and endings are hysterical and the bloopers are too funny! Check it out on iTunes.

    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/score-a-shore-girl/id382716340?mt=8

  49. Quinn says:

    I got bones. oddly matching since I have a broken leg!

  50. skooly says:

    LOL my new nickname is “The SAUSAGE party”

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