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Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Like a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV's newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged "Real World" on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like "The Situation" and "Jwoww", who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I've ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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My Jersey Shore Name

UPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, "My Jersey Shore Name." There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search "Jersey Shore Name Generator."
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If you think of any nicknames that should be in here, leave them in the comments or email them to me. Thanks again, to Chris McCoy for helping with this. If you like what you see on Unlikely Words, Subscribe by RSS, or follow on Twitter, or subscribe by email or on Facebook.
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.

Posted by: aaron cohen

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671 Responses

  1. The Princess of Paramox? says:

    The Princess of Paramox? WTF is that rofl

  2. ashley says:

    ilove myy nickname,,its Pooker so cute hehe…

  3. K-Pow? says:

    So im K-Pow…Gay I put in a random guys name and it was DJ Douchebag.

  4. Ciara says:

    Ciara=Tan-tric?
    And My full name=The back end??? XD

  5. Ciara says:

    Actually never mind, had it set on Male,
    My actual full name = C-scream XD

  6. AGold says:

    Where you from? I’m from Tan-man-istan

  7. Haley says:

    The Tan-trum! :)
    Fits perfectly! :)

  8. adan says:

    this website does suck i cn make a better nickname 4 myself if mike is da situation den i am da soloution

  9. Joanna Lynn says:

    hahahha !
    my nick name is Snickers :)
    ..then i did my brothers and his was “Dj Douchebag” .. this thing may not be all that great but it amuses me ;)

  10. atcastle says:

    I got The Position ;)

  11. Sarah says:

    haha “pookie” thats good.

  12. Elijah says:

    Elijah “E-Train”. wow just think of this guido on jersey shore!

  13. Amanda says:

    yeah its pretty good

  14. grace barnell says:

    my name is g cat

  15. hi :) says:

    my name is kelly and my nick name is Tan-tric….?

  16. lt says:

    mine is the body

  17. I love The Jersey Shore. My nickname according to this website is: The Back End. Haha. This is pretty funny! Pretty cool idea!

  18. DJ Douchebag says:

    This sux

  19. Angelina says:

    what the fuck! This is so fucken stupid!

  20. Jdarling says:

    haha, thi could be better, these names are gay. like serious.

  21. Kirk says:

    I am “The Operation” lol! What ever that means!

  22. The g spoter says:

    The tan-talizer lol

  23. John says:

    John = “Tan Jovi”
    hot ;)

  24. chelsey says:

    Hot Spot

  25. Summer says:

    Vibe Time… really?!

  26. Audge says:

    I agree, it’s not that great. What sucks is that the nickname will be different each time, even if you type in the same name.

  27. rhodia says:

    dont play with me

  28. carli says:

    i got “the incident”

  29. jeffa says:

    did anyone else get snickers? lol i love it! XD

  30. daniellerae says:

    this is fucking stupid i think this should be deleted

  31. i am d-twigs says:

    cape may is the victorian place with the delaware sand

  32. Jacalyn says:

    I got J-Pop

  33. Ashley says:

    Let’s see the answer

  34. Ashley says:

    So Stupid. Changes every time!

  35. Jayla says:

    J-pop!!! LoL.. like that name

  36. Jane says:

    I am “The Good Time” ahahaha so true!

  37. Marshall Mathers says:

    Yo,its slim
    i tried dis n i got fuckin “The Sausage Party”idk wat da fuck tht means but……………………..
    Check out my album “Recovery”
    In Stores and on iTunes now!

  38. I’m the Sausage Party
    All girls are invited to the party and i’ll provide the “sausage”(lol muthafuckers)

  39. alex says:

    i got a-pop but i put alexandra and it said snickers!i like snickers better XD

  40. javier rodriguez says:

    Whats my nick. Cool site

  41. Jaclyn says:

    I got j.pop hahaha

  42. big mike says:

    I got All over Your Face

  43. vanessa says:

    Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Marisa Tomei of the Bronx
    fist pump all the way !!

  44. Emma says:

    i got The Rack.. haha hehe damn right betch!

  45. the incident says:

    HAHAHAHAH!

  46. Lindsay says:

    lol myn is “The Incident” lol i do cause alought of truble

  47. Elias says:

    they call me King Kong Ding Dong

  48. Miguelito says:

    i got the tan-gent, and the m-train. haha funny cuz those r names i WULD imagine myself with in jersey shore

  49. MZ.LOVELY.BYTCH. says:

    ALL OF ULL R LAME 4 LOOKIN AT THE WEBSITE…NOW ULL COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT NAME..LOL GET A GRIP ITZ JUST A SHOW…

  50. MZ.LOVELY.BYTCH. says:

    ULL R SO LAME 4 EVN LUKIN @ THIZ WEBSITE IF ULL AINT HAPPY WIT UR NAMES…GET OVR IT ITZ JUST A SHOW..ITZ NOT LYKE ULL WILL EVR B ON IT N E WAYZ..LOL

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