Dec 8, 2009
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Like a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV's newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged "Real World" on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like "The Situation" and "Jwoww", who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I've ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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UPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, "My Jersey Shore Name." There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search "Jersey Shore Name Generator."
If you think of any nicknames that should be in here, leave them in the comments or email them to me. Thanks again, to Chris McCoy for helping with this. If you like what you see on Unlikely Words,
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.
I got V-Pop…is that weird?
Name: Jesus Christ
M/F?: Male
*”Fist Pump”*
Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Sausage Party
I got “the Remedy” :D at myjerseyshore.net/name
B-Train swet
lol mine is sookie haha
i love vinny!!! he is so hot lol i love you vinny!!!! <3
stupit stupitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
the position…
Wtf this site sucks im from jersey and non of thes names are right
I WANT TO MAKE MY JERSEY
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The paris hilton of trenton =/
i got “The body”
ohh yesss
i got snickers :{)
wow this game is so weird my name is sunny???!!! WEIRD!!!
Haha the sausage party, that’s the funniest one.
LMAO!! Mine Was Sausage Party!
yo mine was big boss!! ctfu=)
my name was sweet cake and ima a diva so there for it should be diva
Tan-tric? LMAO
Penis – bone oh X)
I put George Clooney and got G-Muscle ;)
i got “The Rack”
Thr scenario
i love pauly d he is so hot
I got last call…. :/ I is now a grenade
got the tricep
Woot Woot! Juice Springsting…I’m a girl? Oh well!! Woot Woot!
this website shout GTFO
i am “the good time”………WTF!!!!!
Mine was The Condition really COOL
Wows my name is L-POW that’s cool !!!!I LOVE JERSEY SHORE!!!!! Stop hatin on jersey shore man if you are don’t even bother being on here FUCKERS!!!! FUCK OFF MAN SHIT !!!!!
I put in The Tantrum and got the tan-trum
i luv it!!!just call me pookie!!!!;)
MiNE’S POOKiE hAHA i liKE it “)
Natural light? Wtf
i got POOKIE! ( ; its aitee i guess
i got D-Scream.! 8) i♥jersey shore.!!!
Apparantly i’m J-Pop (;
aha! my nickname is ‘pookie’. lool
hard hat ahhahahaha!!!
Fucked site. And to everyone who said ” I got snookie” no u didn’t there isn’t one.
i got the position :))
I was dubbed, ‘The Operation.’
Ok i put mike in as a male to see if it works and it came up M-Tan
L-pop
mine says n-scream lol
LLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUVVVVVVSSSSSSSSMMMYYYYYY NNNNNNAAAAAMMMMEEEE the good time
Well its not that bad i got snickers from Denieka
What the hell is K-pop a Lolilpop?!!?!?!?!?!