Dec 8, 2009
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Like a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV’s newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged “Real World” on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like “The Situation” and “Jwoww”, who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I’ve ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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UPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, “My Jersey Shore Name.” There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search “Jersey Shore Name Generator.”
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here’s a Jersey Shore nickname generator that’s a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.
Hi. My name is Katie. Also known as “The Marisa Tomei of the Bronx.”
The Back End- so true!!!
ironically, i’m from paramus
I got “The Rack.”
As if I don’t already get enough crap about my boobs. :/
I am : The Rack .Perfect, just perfect. :D
ha, mine was “M-Gel.”
Hello, wanderful page. Thank you
Also “The Back End.” @Paramus…is that ironic? Or is it in fact the opposite of ironic…ie: completely expected?
It’s time for
The Appointment!
My nickname is the Rack…Wow…
your generator is actually better–the family names on the other one are all based on the names of deli meats.
xo/last call
my name is c-pop
wierd werd wierd weird
I am The Prince of Paramus. A name almost as bad as the show.
Hard Hat, love it.
My Name Is “The Circumstance!” I own the TM also!
yeah … so my favorite was “the condition” … so true … jersery shore-ness is “a condition” and we NEED to find a cure for it … STAT!!!
Hmmm..I am the Ashley Simpson of Cape May.
“The Impact” niiiiiice!
HA! mine is “The Good Time”!!!
The Tight End.
Hell Yes.
Sunny? okay….
I was the Hot Spot! I actually like the name :)
outta control
The Smack
I got Jersey Douche Bag
The Opportunity! watching Conan O’Brien and heard about this. Those Jersey kids need serious help a la reality check.
peace.
I am Pooker and I love it !
The nickname selecteed for me was The Opportunity!! Hell yeah! That so fits me! Thanks!
Mine is Blowout
Nice! I have been dubbed Tan Jovi and with another click I was renamed The Deltoid.
Not sure which one is better.
My nickname is Juice Box. Coincidentally, I enjoyed juice boxes very much as a child. Perhaps I should start wearing some “juicy” short shorts to celebrate.
The Body, I love it
Sunny…how come i got a shitty one!?
I got “Tan-tric” This is brilliant!
I typed in Snooki to see what this silly bimbo’s super Joisey name would be, and it was “The Position”! Ha. As in “legs in the air”.
These people need to be sterilized, uberpronto.
Hilarious and the line in the intro, “This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever.” is one of the greatest lines ever! LMAO!!!!
Im H-train.. Woordddd…
THE GOOD TIME! – hell yeah i am!
aka LAST CALL.
Should use the name to generate an index to look-up the nickname from a list. Then people on different computers will get the same result with the same name.
hot spot. love it.
I got D-Train and I’m putting it on a t-shirt here: http://bit.ly/6NTlD0
I got D-scream doesn’t really fit but w.E
My name’s orange juice. Nice to meet you :)
Chicks: Spitfire, Bustie, (first initial)-Woops, Parma Cheesecake.
Dudes: (first initial)-Balls, Hard Head, ‘Roider, Beefer.
Either: The Nose, (first-initial)-Kid, Wild Cat, Cousin It.
My nickname is “The Incident”. I love that!! Gotta use it.
My name is “The Tan-ticle”… NICE….
i got pooker? wtf?!?! lol
say yo to the “juice box”
The Incident.. LOL love it