Dec 8, 2009
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Like a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV's newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged "Real World" on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like "The Situation" and "Jwoww", who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I've ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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UPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, "My Jersey Shore Name." There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search "Jersey Shore Name Generator."
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.
Subscribe by RSS, or follow on Twitter, or subscribe by email or on FacebookUPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, "My Jersey Shore Name." There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search "Jersey Shore Name Generator."
If you think of any nicknames that should be in here, leave them in the comments or email them to me. Thanks again, to Chris McCoy for helping with this. If you like what you see on Unlikely Words,
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.
This generator just makes random names each time you Fist Pump. Lame
we got ourselves an “impact”
My new name is “A-Train”. I love it! LOL!
my name is sunny,paris hilton of trenton,s-cat, and other stuff
cant get page to tell name has error whats wrong?
Tan-trum :) lmao
I got “The Opportunity”
lmfaooo
I got Tanny. Lol I Can imagine ppl calling me that. Haha..
I got pookie. Lmao that was my dogs name.
I Got Tan-Jovi HahA
What Do You Think?
I love this-I am Italian, named Jennie- from Jersey, shop in Paramus, and my nickname is…
“Tanny”. Maybe I was meant to drive an Iroc Z after all…
wow my nickname is “the appointment” thats to funny, but so true.
I got the grenade launcher.
I got “the rack” too …sigh …too many rack’s LOL
name:stalin
Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Deltoid
Mines Name is R-Train.
i’m italian and grew up in jersey, love goin out there still, i got “The Bicep”, which is perfect for me cuz if i’m not at work i’m in the gym, love it, the name works for me, cuz my friends call me “Roids” as is
i’m Italian and grew up in jersey, still love goin out there. I got “The Bicep” which fits me cuz if i’m not at work im in the gym, and all my friends call me “Roids” now anyways.
haha mine is hot spot
I’m c pow lol
Wow never expected such a weird name….N-POP
This is too funny. and i’m glad i found it because i was just telling my friend that we needed jersey shore names. Guidos are so gross, yuck
C-Train YESSSSSS
the deltoid hahahaha
jersey shore is the best show ever
This name generator is terrible. Why bother putting in your name at all? It gives you a different name each time.
I love jersey shores
here is one name that works for both men and women:
Loser-Jersey-Faggot-Italian
oh and another for the people who watch the show:
Loser
i got orange juice haha
my nick name was da hot spot lol love it gunna use it of course
J-Cat! w00p!
Justin Bieber is DJ Douchebag!!!
LOLZ so fits him. hehe
I think the generator is stupid as hell because everytime you hit fistpump it gives you another. I just want season 2 too start already!
My Jersey Shore name is The Position lol
The Tan-talizer!
The Marisa Tomei of the Bronx,the position, The Ashley Simpson of Cape May, M-Scream, M-Pop, Hot Spot
I GOT M-POP LOL MY NAME IS MOON SO THEY ARE GOOD! YESSSSS
T-SCREAM IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a name for you…..J-skanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE GUIDO’S!!!!!
the names are too limited and it always changes..so lame
U GOT URSELF “THE OPERATION”
Wouldbe better if it could generate 1,2,5,10,15 etc name son one click… And there are WAY TOO MUCH double results!
my new nickname is TAN-TRIC. :)
EWWWW….it said I was SNICKERS
WE got our selfs an operation
I’m the C-scream lol
Name: Alana
Nick
Name: Hot Spot
They just keep repeating them. STUPID!!!
i got m-pack oh yeah