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Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Like a lot of America, I spent Thursday night spellbound by MTV's newest reality series Jersey Shore. For those of you not caught up, imagine if MTV staged "Real World" on the Jersey Shore with 8 characters, with names like "The Situation" and "Jwoww", who combine steroids, fake tans, and hair gel to make some of the trashiest television I've ever seen. This is an epic level of douchery that may not be matched in pop culture ever. Ever is a long time and I wanted to add to the douchery, so I badgered Chris into helping me cobble together the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator below. Enjoy! You may also enjoy the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator.
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My Jersey Shore Name

UPDATE 2/4: You can now purchase the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator app on iTunes under the name, "My Jersey Shore Name." There is also a Droid app as well. Go to the app marketplace and search "Jersey Shore Name Generator."
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If you think of any nicknames that should be in here, leave them in the comments or email them to me. Thanks again, to Chris McCoy for helping with this. If you like what you see on Unlikely Words, Subscribe by RSS, or follow on Twitter, or subscribe by email or on Facebook.
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Update: Oops, should have been better with the Google. Here's a Jersey Shore nickname generator that's a little more offensive than mine. They did have it up firsties, though.

Posted by: aaron cohen

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671 Responses

  1. maryam says:

    wow i put in dj douchbag and jusin beiber came up =O

  2. sel says:

    there should be a new name added…THE MOFO…LOL

  3. Snickers says:

    I love jersey shore and im snickerss :D fist pump

  4. lauraa says:

    hahaha, i got L-pop ;)

  5. michelle says:

    hahaha “the opportunity”

    i like it lol

  6. kara says:

    the “back end” fitting lol! it told me other ones to but that was the first one.

  7. My friend calls me the “orientation” maybe cause I’m asian. lol

  8. melody says:

    my name is “the rack” which is perfect! for me:)

  9. J.R says:

    What the f*ck, I’m DJ Douchebag

  10. Andrew says:

    I got “the consequence” lol baad Ass

  11. meeee=] says:

    i think you need names like… like…. raveerrrr or spunksss or uhhhh rosyyy or glowstick or dj-(like some letters from there name) or fusion or idk somethin better cuz these are all lame-o lol =] but i still like my nickname hahahah.

  12. Sapphire says:

    Haha I got Snickers.

  13. AUTUMN says:

    i got the tan trum dont give me what i want and it will be so true LOL

  14. AUTUMN says:

    IGOT SNOOKI AGAIN IM SO SEXY AND I AM A REAL ITALIAN

  15. Yisel says:

    im y-pop oh yeah

  16. Allie says:

    Who else got “The Incident”??

  17. Allie says:

    I typed in Snookie’s real name, her nickname apparently should be “The Position”

  18. Mindy says:

    I am the tan-trum

  19. hunter says:

    i got the operation lol they realy need cooler names mostly everyone gets the same ones this name thing is seriously gayy

  20. Leyka says:

    I got pookie?

  21. princess says:

    by the way, my nickname was “The Back End” lol

  22. Wow says:

    The Tan-trum

  23. Brennan says:

    My name came out the bloodpool???

  24. Christopher says:

    I put my first name and I got C-Muscle.
    I put my first and last name and I got “The Condition”.

  25. Kayle says:

    Haha i got the tight end.

  26. Krista says:

    I got The Incident too…

  27. well i put in Dj pauly ds name and his name should be Muscle. lol he is super hot anyways so i think it fits just right

  28. Well i think that dy pauly d is so super sexy and my name i got was the back end wich is sooooooooooo right for me cause i have the best ass ever

  29. Jamie says:

    I got Tan-Ticle lol

  30. Livvie! says:

    Hahaha I got “the ashlee simpson of cape may”!! I used to live there that’s totally me!

  31. WTF?!?! says:

    Whatt Thee FUHH I Typed In SceneKid And Got Sookie!! SOOKIE?!
    What In The Bloody Hell Is A Sookie? ROFLCOPTER!!! Hehe. I Crack Muhh Self Up…

  32. kimmy says:

    i got kpow lol

  33. Amanda Michelle says:

    I got A-Scream haha like ice cream/i scream! werd!

  34. Tina says:

    The Princess of Paramus, LOL the fuck is that

  35. Amanda says:

    Hey everyone,

    Check out my spoof on Jersey Shore. It’s pretty funny if I do say so myself!

    http://bit.ly/9o33yy

  36. chantalle says:

    AHAHAH :)

  37. Nia says:

    Mine is Sookie lmao

  38. Stu Pitt says:

    I am “THE Sausage Party!”

  39. Alisha says:

    Haha i Got the appointmet lol

  40. Joe says:

    lol j-train

  41. Joe says:

    j-train is j-train lol

  42. MaKayla. says:

    my jersey shore name is; The Paris Hilton of Trenton. its kinda fitting,(:

  43. Preston says:

    mine is”The Impact” interesting

  44. Aidan says:

    I got sausage party… WTF?

  45. antonio says:

    lol i typed my nickname.
    Tigger. it said im “The Condition” lol aye!!!!
    then i put my short name from antonio
    with is tony and im “T-Muscle” lol niceeeee!!

  46. marcus says:

    I got M-Train. This crap is too funny.

  47. Que3nZee says:

    lMAOOOOO dizz is fukkiinn aszzz jokesz hm… i prefer Queenzee Stunna proper streettt no fukkinn italin shyt

  48. cindy says:

    I got “The Ashley Simpson of Cape May”…WTF hahahahhah

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