Tiger Woods Mistress Generator

Tiger Woods' fall from grace has been sudden and surprising. The image of a squeaky clean golfer Tiger and his team of handlers worked hard to create and protect has been shattered and we now think we know him to be quite the cad. (In reality, few of us actually do know the 'real Tiger Woods'.) In any case, the number of women linked to Tiger ranges anywhere from 11-20, depending on who you believe, and it seems another couple surface everyday. Would you like to be one of those women? Now you can! Simply enter your name below, click 'Fore!' and you'll be presented with an unimpeachable alias to use with the press. You could be on the Today Show tomorrow! At least a local radio station. (RSS subscribers Click through.)


















Special thanks to Gareth for the idea and to Ken Eimer for helping me edit Chris McCoy's JS (which I used for the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator).

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28 thoughts on “Tiger Woods Mistress Generator

  1. mertz

    i love you aaron, ken, chris and whoever else makes this website and these zaney ideas. this is beyond hilarious, “Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Tiff Hopkins from Hollywood, CA. She is a 25 year old business executive. You know she’s telling the truth because she framed the check Tiger gave her to keep quiet.”

  2. aaron cohen Post author

    Works for me on all the computers I’ve tried it on. If it’s not working, please let me know what browser, OS, and computer you’re using and we’ll try to get it fixed. Or, you know, leave an unhelpful comment, that’ll work, too.

  3. Kit

    Yep, it’s not working for me, either! I have decided it is just a phishing scheme to get all our names.:D

  4. Ambsies

    “Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress”- should be “you’re Tiger Woods mistress” as in “YOU ARE”. I just thought you should know.

  5. Ambsies

    ya, nevermind. Disregard my last comment. I guess it should say “your Tiger Woods mistress name is”, it’s not really worded that well.

  6. Danger Jones

    This name and profile are so good I want to keep them!

    “Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Danger Jones from Flagstaff, AZ. She is a 20 year old model. You know she’s telling the truth because she has Tiger’s cell number.”

    In real life I am a 40 year old librarian. Thanks, blog guys.

  7. jose

    LOL IM >>>>>Angel Jones from Johnson City, TN. She is a 23 year old model. You know she’s telling the truth because Tiger’s not her first celeb.

  8. David

    “Or, you know, leave an unhelpful comment, that’ll work, too.” Wow someones b*#chy for a bloke makin fun of someone elses private matters!!!

  9. adihamo

    Tabitha McMahon from Flagstaff, AZ. She is a 24 year old model. You know she’s telling the truth because she framed the check Tiger gave her to keep quiet.
    Hhahahaha

  10. Jenn Lee

    Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Jenn Lee from Flagstaff, AZ. She is a 20 year old stripper. You know she’s telling the truth because she know’s Tiger’s ring tone.

  11. Kate

    hey, link isn’t working on internet explorer browser. However, the jersey shore one does. very funny!

  12. Robin

    HAHA!!!
    Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Destiny Johnson from Hollywood, CA. She is a 20 year old nanny. You know she’s telling the truth because she has texts from Tiger.

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