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Tiger Woods Mistress Generator

Tiger Woods' fall from grace has been sudden and surprising. The image of a squeaky clean golfer Tiger and his team of handlers worked hard to create and protect has been shattered and we now think we know him to be quite the cad. (In reality, few of us actually do know the 'real Tiger Woods'.) In any case, the number of women linked to Tiger ranges anywhere from 11-20, depending on who you believe, and it seems another couple surface everyday. Would you like to be one of those women? Now you can! Simply enter your name below, click 'Fore!' and you'll be presented with an unimpeachable alias to use with the press. You could be on the Today Show tomorrow! At least a local radio station. (RSS subscribers Click through.)


















Special thanks to Gareth for the idea and to Ken Eimer for helping me edit Chris McCoy's JS (which I used for the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator).

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Posted by: aaron cohen

Category: Blog

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28 Responses

  1. Kristen says:

    too funny!

  2. mertz says:

    i love you aaron, ken, chris and whoever else makes this website and these zaney ideas. this is beyond hilarious, “Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Tiff Hopkins from Hollywood, CA. She is a 25 year old business executive. You know she’s telling the truth because she framed the check Tiger gave her to keep quiet.”

  3. boby jones says:

    This is hilariously laughing at another man’s sorrows! Not funny.

  4. Trudy says:

    the link doesn’t work.
    pooh- now I will never get a crack ;-)

  5. Tiger Woods says:

    This shit dont work. Barf.

  6. John says:

    NOT WORKING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Larry Odneal says:

    It doesnt’ do anything!

  8. aaron cohen says:

    Works for me on all the computers I’ve tried it on. If it’s not working, please let me know what browser, OS, and computer you’re using and we’ll try to get it fixed. Or, you know, leave an unhelpful comment, that’ll work, too.

  9. json says:

    not working.. booo…

  10. clueBy4(tm) says:

    For those who say it’s not working — type in a name in the box.

  11. json says:

    did that – no name was generated.

  12. Kit says:

    Yep, it’s not working for me, either! I have decided it is just a phishing scheme to get all our names.:D

  13. Ambsies says:

    “Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress”- should be “you’re Tiger Woods mistress” as in “YOU ARE”. I just thought you should know.

  14. Ambsies says:

    ya, nevermind. Disregard my last comment. I guess it should say “your Tiger Woods mistress name is”, it’s not really worded that well.

  15. Corey says:

    Atta boy tiger I banged Jorja Jones to man

  16. Danger Jones says:

    This name and profile are so good I want to keep them!

    “Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Danger Jones from Flagstaff, AZ. She is a 20 year old model. You know she’s telling the truth because she has Tiger’s cell number.”

    In real life I am a 40 year old librarian. Thanks, blog guys.

  17. aaron cohen says:

    @Ambsies: I think it’s worded fine.

  18. lova says:

    yo im on da hp it dont workin heraa

  19. jose says:

    LOL IM >>>>>Angel Jones from Johnson City, TN. She is a 23 year old model. You know she’s telling the truth because Tiger’s not her first celeb.

  20. David says:

    “Or, you know, leave an unhelpful comment, that’ll work, too.” Wow someones b*#chy for a bloke makin fun of someone elses private matters!!!

  21. adihamo says:

    Tabitha McMahon from Flagstaff, AZ. She is a 24 year old model. You know she’s telling the truth because she framed the check Tiger gave her to keep quiet.
    Hhahahaha

  22. maria isabel says:

    lmao too funny!

  23. maeve says:

    il ne marche pas

  24. Jenn Lee says:

    Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Jenn Lee from Flagstaff, AZ. She is a 20 year old stripper. You know she’s telling the truth because she know’s Tiger’s ring tone.

  25. Kate says:

    hey, link isn’t working on internet explorer browser. However, the jersey shore one does. very funny!

  26. Susan Flinn says:

    Not working

  27. The Answer says:

    It’s browser dependent: Firefox works, IE doesn’t

  28. Robin says:

    HAHA!!!
    Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Destiny Johnson from Hollywood, CA. She is a 20 year old nanny. You know she’s telling the truth because she has texts from Tiger.

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