Frankly, the terrible concept of a large quantity of sharks falling on my head is one reason not to have a shark filled aquarium you can walk under, but if you're not going to make it right, don't bother.

Other thoughts:
-No fewer than 3 different friends sent this to me. Uh, thanks.
-Remind me to add this post to the end of Dubai post I'm eventually going to write.
-The spokesman quoted in the above article is from the civil defense force. If Dubai can consider sharks an enemy of the state, such that the military is responsible for dealing with them, why can't we?