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The best story you’ll read about a burglary you’ll read this week

Burgled in Philly on The Bygone Bureau is a crime story with some quirky details.

A word about the machine guns: one of them is mine, the other one is Matt’s, and they were for decoration. They were functional and we had ammunition, but they weren’t really for home defense or hunting. We thought they looked badass hanging on the wall — and they did.


Via Kayfabe

Posted by: aaron cohen

Category: Blog

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2 Responses

  1. “They were angry with us for even owning firearms and appeared to have very little sympathy for our plight, despite our explanation that the rifles were legal and only for decoration, which they thought was stupid.”

    Yes, yes. Stupid is right. Ask my boy Plax.

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