Paul Ryan marathon time calculator

Paul Ryan recently raised some eyebrows after saying he'd run a sub three hour marathon, which is pretty fast. Turns out, he didn't. He ran 4:01. Sounds like it may have been a simple mistake, but, you know, this whole 'Paul Ryan has trouble with the truth' thing is so hot right now, who am I to give anyone the benefit of the doubt. If you'd like to see how fast a marathon you'd run if you were Paul Ryan, enter your time below. My friend Joe helped with the code.


Now you know. PS, there's no logic to the calculator. Keep clicking until you get a time you like.