I’m a blog with delusions of grandeur.

I combine writing and arguments with culture, food, and politics. And the internet. Not all at the same time. And sometimes I leave out opinion entirely.

I hate plastic bags and sharks, and I’m tired of the bacon meme.

I am 2 children, 2 wives, 5 cats, 2 houses, Somerville, Providence, Aaron, and Matt.

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