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Double Gin-ger

I originally posted this as a comment over at Unfogged, but I think it’s worth reposting here. I have to share with you the most delicious of beverages, which I have just concocted from a recipe of my own design.

First! Boil 2 cups of water and 1 cup of sugar in a saucepan for 4-5 minutes, and then add approximately 6 inches of peeled fresh ginger, sliced. Simmer for 10 to 15 minutes, strain out the ginger, and reduce the remaining liquid to an oozy syrup. Put the ginger in a Mason jar, pour over the syrup, cool to room temperature, and store in your refrigerator.

Later that same day! Pour an appropriate amount of cold gin into the glass of your choosing. Stir in two good teaspoons of the ginger syrup. Do you wish to add a piece of the candied ginger as well? By all means!

Stir vigorously! Top with a splash of soda water! Enjoy what I have decided to call the “Double Gin-ger.”

Drink one, and then post about it to your blog. Huzzah!

Bacon Bra

Seriously folks, even if I wanted to stop posting bacon related links, people would keep sending them to me. Here’s a bacon bra sent over by Karmen. I can’t think of many things grosser than uncooked bacon, though a bra made out of cooked bacon would be a lot less comfortable (I’m just guessing).

(Via Jezebel via World of Wonder via Found Shit)

Candied Kumquats

Hmm. “Candied kumquats” sounds vaguely inappropriate.

Well, it’s not! I was in a bizarrely citrus-y mood at Whole Foods yesterday; perhaps I have a vitamin C deficiency I don’t know about? Whatever the reason, my shopping basket ended up looking like Carmen Miranda took a header into it. (Are Carmen Miranda fruit jokes deprecated yet?) I bought blood oranges, some kind of pink-fleshed orange called Caro Caro, Meyer lemons, and a pint of kumquats.

Elise from Simply Recipes posted a recipe for candied kumquats which turns out to be almost too easy: make a sugar syrup and cook some kumquats in it. The result? A Mason jar full of shiny, gooey, orange love. The kumquats taste like the best marmalade you ever had, and the syrup ain’t too shabby in a cup of tea.

Candied Kumquats Candied Kumquats

Bacon Scarf

Chapter X in the saga of friends sending me bacon related nonsense, a Felted Bacon Scarf on Etsy sent to me by Lillian. It really is remarkable how lifelike the bacon scarf is.

Atwoods Tavern Bacon Eating Contest

Atwoods Tavern had a bacon eating contest yesterday. I briefly mentioned last bacon post how my friends have decided to make me their bacon guy. In keeping with that, 6 different people wished me luck in the contest on Friday. Maybe I’ll take part next year.

Bacon Bloody (Mary)

The latest in a long string of bacon related links sent to me by my friends. The Bacon Bloody Mary. At this point (or until Matt throws me out), I say, ‘why fight it’?
Bring it on, people, let’s see your bacon related links.

Homemade Bacon Vodka

I mean, why not, right?

Cold Cut Flavored Jelly Beans

Boing Boing had a post about bologna flavored bubble gum, which reminded me of a concept I’ve been tossing around with some friends for several years now: cold cut flavored jelly beans. Imagine being able to buy a bag of jelly beans that had ham jelly beans, cheese jelly beans, rye jelly beans, mustard jelly beans, lettuce jelly beans, tomato jelly beans, mayo jelly beans, etc. You could pick and choose the proportions and there could be several other different flavors like roast beef, pumpernickel, pastrami, cheddar, swiss, and on and on. I don’t think anyone’s making these yet, but someone should, and bologna bubble gum makes me think we’re not far away.

Corn, Potato, and Smoked Salmon Chowder

Rachel has a grown-up friend who often invites her over for lunch. When this happens, they don’t just get a 12-inch sandwich from Subway as I expected; rather, Catherine actually makes a delicious lunch, and they eat it. It sounds so civilized.

After one of these lunches, Rachel came home raving about a salmon chowder that she’d had, and insisted that we make it for dinner. She got the recipe from Catherine, and I gratefully reproduce my slightly modified version of it here.

Salmon Chowder (by mharvey75)

It’s a simple but delicious chowder: Sweat 1 large onion in about 2 tablespoons of butter or oil, and then sprinkle on 1 tablespoon of flour. Stir and cook to form a roux.

Once the roux has achieved blond-ness, you might decide to add a dash or two of Old Bay seasoning, and then pour in 4 cups of homemade lobster stock if you’re lucky enough to have just made some. Otherwise, any other flavorful broth will do. Whisk, and bring to a boil, then add 4 large Yukon Gold potatoes, diced, and reduce heat. Simmer for about 20 minutes.

Grab your trusty potato masher and mash some, but not all of the potatoes: you want to thicken the soup, but still preserve some potato chunks. Then stir in 1 1/2 cups of frozen corn, 2/3 cup of milk, and chopped parsley and dill. Cook for 5 minutes, and then remove from heat.

Stir in 6 ounces of chopped smoked salmon, yes, from a can. We found some delicious “Australian-style” salmon from Whole Foods. (I don’t know what makes it Australian-style, but I approve.) Season with salt and pepper to taste, and serve with a bit of sour cream, if you like.

The soup was delicious: salty and meaty from the salmon, with the unmistakably comfortable feeling of a potato-y chowder. A+++ would eat again.

Salmon Chowder (by mharvey75)

One Step Closer to Chocolate Covered Bacon Perfection: Bacolate Truffles

We had our 10 year high school reunion on Friday and had some people over to catch up before going to catch up with the rest of the class.
I figured this was a good opportunity to make some more chocolate covered bacon. My first attempt at combining bacon and chocolate to make bacolate was a success of sorts, if only because the results were edible and appreciated. The result wasn’t going to be worth making again, though, so I had to try a different tact. Bacolate Truffles!
I read about 6,000 truffle recipes on Thursday night and then about 2,500 more articles about chocolate tempering before 2 trusted culinary advisers (thanks, Matt and Ben) let me know that I didn’t REALLY need to temper the chocolate. This will be a debate for another day, however, after all other aspects of this process are perfected.

Bacolate Truffles:
For the ganache, I used a composite recipe.
3/4 cups of heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 cups of chocolate
5 strips of bacon

Microwave the bacon until crisp (about 5-8 minutes depending on how much bacon) and break up into little pieces. Microwaving the bacon results in a uniform crispness, which is what I was going for. You might like your bacon less crispy, but I’m not sure how that would taste mixed with chocolate.

Heat cream and butter on medium, stirring continuously until melted. Put chocolate (chips or cut up into small pieces) in a bowl. When cream begins to boil, pour over chocolate and let sit for 5 minutes. Stir until smooth and pour into a brownie pan that has been prepared with plastic wrap on the bottom and sides. Put plastic wrap over the top of the mixture as well to prevent a film from forming. Let cool for 10 minutes and put into the refrigerator to chill out until it’s firm (probably about 60-90 minutes).

I dipped these truffles in chocolate after forming them into little balls, which is where the tempering was going to come in, but by melting the chocolate slowly and carefully in a double boiler, it wasn’t necessary. After the ganache was firm, I rolled them into balls, adding some small pieces of bacon to the middle, and dipped them in chocolate and put them onto a cookie sheet to chill out some more before serving. The forming and dipping process was a nightmare, and will need to be improved upon for next time. I’ll keep you updated as the process evolves. Like all truffles, these could be coated with cocoa powder, confectionery sugar, roasted nuts, more bacon, etc.

Mint Truffles:
Same recipe as above (minus the bacon). When boiling the cream and butter, add a few mint leaves and strain before pouring over the chocolate. This ganache will need a lot longer to chill in the fridge though, as it was impossible to form into a ball before melting in my hands.

Oreo Truffles:
1 pound package of Oreo Cookies (I cheekily used Double Stuffs, look out)
1 8 oz package of cream cheese
Chocolate for dipping

Mash Oreo Cookies in a bowl. Use a mixer to combine Oreos and cream cheese until well mixed. Form into little balls and put onto a cookie sheet to chill out in the refrigerator. After balls are firm, dip in chocolate. Personally, I always hate the idea of cream cheese as a dessert ingredient, but these really came out great. Delicious.

Vietnamese Spring Rolls:
Carrots
Cucumbers
Red Pepper
Lettuce
Cilantro
Mint
Rice Vermicelli
Spring Roll Skin

Not a dessert, but Matt’s always putting up fancy food posts, and I made these, too, so I wanted to tell you about’em. The ingredients are a little ambiguous because you can really put whatever you want in these things. I learned how to make them from my vegan sister-in-law, though, so there isn’t any shrimp, or say, bacon, in these rolls.

Cut veggies into this pieces about the width of a McDonald french fry and about as long as your index finger. Cook vermicelli, strain, and rinse with cold water. Fill a large bowl with hot water. Dip spring roll skin into hot water for about 3 seconds and put on a plate or cutting board. Fill with ingredients and wrap. Some people dry the skin off before wrapping, but that creates an extra step and makes it much easier to mess up the skin. I’ve made these 4 times now and just got the ingredient proportions down correctly so that my rolls don’t like giant vegan mistakes. It’s going to take some practice, but the best piece of advice I can offer would be to fill the roll and then take a quarter of the filling out.
Roll and serve with Hoisin sauce.

Chocolate Covered Bacon: Bacolate Forever!

A couple weeks ago, Matt reviewed Vosges Haute Chocolat Mo’s Bacon Bar. I had seen these bars a couple days earlier, and Matt’s generally favorable review pushed me over the edge. I had to try it. I felt differently about the bar starting with the cost and ending with the amount of bacon. A $7 candy bar should taste like a Josh Beckett playoff performance in your mouth. It should taste like angels’ harp music. It should taste like falling in love with kittens. The bar was good, but there were no kittens playing harps in my mouth, that’s for sure. Also, a bacon candy bar should have bacon in it, not diva ass baco bits. I was disappointed, but also strangely invigorated. The idea of bacon and chocolate is a great one, it just wasn’t executed correctly. I’m not the type of person who generally thinks I can do everything better than everyone (well, I guess I am), but I definitely knew I could make a better chocolate covered bacon treat.

After a few weeks of pondering, I came up with a plan. Today, I cooked a pound of bacon a little longer than normal so it would be especially crispy. I then crumbled it into a brownie pan and put it in the fridge. Then I melted about a pound and a half of semi-sweet chocolate chips. I then poured the melted chocolate over the crumbled bacon and spread it evenly with a spatula. I threw the brownie pan into the fridge for about an hour until the chocolate had completely hardened.

It was then ready to serve and it was delicious. I’ve discovered Jesus’ candy. Chocolate covered bacon. Bacolate. Believe.

Bacolate

Pizza Potluck

This is the second year that we’ve participated in the Ledge Ends CSA with our friends Janie and Ken, and the second year that we’ve celebrated the last share of the season with a “well, what’d we get?” pizza potluck. We elected to leave the rutabagas, radishes, and kale off of the pizza, but Ken and I still made four delicious pies using locally grown organic vegetables, and, uh, the bounty of the neighborhood Whole Foods:

Pizza (by mharvey75)

Left: tomato sauce with mozzarella and parmigiano.
Right: sliced heirloom tomato, spinach, garlic, and mozzarella.

More Pizza (by mharvey75)

Left: hot italian sausage, green pepper, red onion, tomato sauce, mozzarella, and parmigiano.
Right: olive oil, garlic, leek, fingerling potato, black forest bacon, chevre, and mozzarella.

Four deeeelicious pizzas. Thanks to Ken and Janie for sharing delicious veggies with us all year long.

Update: Behind-the-scenes photos from Ken here and here.

Vosges Haute Chocolat Exotic Candy Bars

Chocolate’s delicious. Bacon’s delicious. What could possibly go wrong?

My latest Whole Foods impulse buy was two “exotic candy bars” by Vosges. Both are fairly delicious, although they are definitely for nibbling, not full-on eating. Or maybe it’s just that I wasn’t all that hungry when I tasted them.

Two Chocolates

The “Red Fire Bar” isn’t really all that unusual: chocolate and chile is a pretty classic combination. The package advertises “Mexican ancho y chipotle chiles, Ceylon cinnamon,” and 55% cacao chocolate. Come to think of it, I’m pretty impressed if it’s real cinnamon, rather than cassia. Huh.

Chile, Cinnamon, Chocolate Chile, Cinnamon, Chocolate

It tastes good. Spicy chocolate is a good deal, but I think I might have enjoyed it more without the cinnamon. Cinnamon-spicy and chile-spicy are two different flavors, and I thought the “Big Red”-ness overwhelmed the capsicum heat. Still, danged tasty.

The main event, of course, was the “Mo’s Bacon Bar.” Who wouldn’t enjoy applewood smoked bacon, Alder wood smoked salt, and deep milk chocolate? Well, let’s find out! I’ll admit I bit into this one gingerly.

Chocolate, Bacon, Smoked Salt Chocolate and Bacon?

It’s definitely a multi-sensory experience. The aroma is distinctly bacon-y (and I mean that in a good way). The texture is a little odd: the bacon crumbly bits take some getting used to, and some of the pieces have a pronounced chewiness (more fat than lean?). The flavor, however, is delicious. Apart from the smooth chocolate flavors, the salt notes break through clearly, and salty chocolate is an established winner. There’s just a background bacon flavor rounding out the whole experience. Definitely less gross than it sounds. I’d eat another square.

Happy Anniversary

Yesterday was a big day. For one thing, it was my first day of school. Hooray for school! I’m feeling more educated already.

However, yesterday was also my third wedding anniversary. Yes, three years ago this morning Rachel and I were jumping in a lake. Three years might not seem that long, but since we’d been dating for seven years before we got married, 2007 is in some senses our tenth anniversary, which seems like a biggish deal. Just like last year, we decided to have a nice dinner in rather than a nice dinner out, and so I turned to my fanciest cookbook, The Elements of Taste by Gray Kunz and Peter Kaminsky.

(This is a really cool book, by the way. I picked it up for a song at a used bookstore in Northampton, and every recipe in it is guaranteed to impress the hell out of your guests. Last night was my second time making a recipe from the book: about a year ago I made the Braised Short Ribs of Beef with an Aromatic Barbecue Sauce. I’m kicking myself that there are no pictures of that meal, since the recipe is four damn pages long and people seemed to like it.)

We got another ridiculous haul of incredible tomatoes from Ledge Ends, so it was clear they’d be involved. I happened to flip the book open to:

Two-Tomato Coulis with Three Basils

Except here’s the thing: I couldn’t find purple basil, or basil flowers, but I did have a bag of fresh Ledge Ends green basil, so I just made:

Two-Tomato Coulis with One Rather Delicious Basil

Two-Tomato Coulis Two-Tomato Coulis

The recipe for this is pretty ludicrously simple. Just chuck a whole bunch of red cherry tomatoes in a blender, and puree the crap out of them. Then do the same with some yellow tomatoes, and put both purees in a bowl with some basil, white pepper, and kosher salt.

The recipe called for 2 pounds each of red and yellow cherry tomatoes, which is ridiculous, so as I was only trying to make two servings I used a pound each, and supplemented the cherry tomatoes with some fabulous heirloom globe tomatoes. I also left out the sugar because, uh, I forgot it, but it didn’t need any. Delicious, sweet, and garden-y.

This was by far the most visually striking thing I’ve ever prepared. So cool. When we started eating, we discovered that the colors stay separate even as you move them around a bit, so if I ever make this again I might go for swirlier patterns instead of just the yin-yang.

Fun With Spoons

When we were in Maine a few weeks ago, Rachel reminded me how much she loves lobster so it seemed clear that would be in the main course. Kunz and Kaminsky provided:

Lobster in Syrah Reduction with Aromatic Grits

Lobster in Red Wine Reduction with Aromatic Grits Lobster in Red Wine Reduction with Aromatic Grits

I mean, delicious, right? Not even too difficult to make.

The sauce is a piece of cake: sauté onions, garlic, shallots, carrots, and celery until soft, and then pour in a bottle of red wine. Reduce, strain out the vegetables, and reduce again until the sauce coats the back of a spoon. Whisk in some butter at the end, and you’re good to go.

The grits were also easy and delicious. I couldn’t find the quick-cooking grits the recipe calls for, but a pretty standard 4:1 milk and water to cornmeal ratio produced what I wanted. A little nutmeg and white pepper and butter go in at the end.

Finally the lobster: the hardest part was buying them, since Whole Foods apparently doesn’t sell live lobsters any more. However, I was pleased to discover Captain’s Catch in North Providence, which does, and has a pretty good looking seafood selection. Once I got the doomed fellows home, they were blanched in boiling water for 5 minutes, shocked in ice water, and relieved of their shells. (I now have a Ziploc back full of lobster parts ready for the stockpot.) Five to ten minutes in a 350 degree oven (with butter, of course) finished the cooking.

‘Twas damn good, and we even had room left over for dessert:

Lemon-Basil Sorbet

I’d bookmarked this recipe for Lemon-basil vodka gimlets as they looked delicious and refreshing, and indeed they were, but the fact is I don’t drink anywhere near enough vodka to use up all that syrup. As soon as I tasted it, though, I said: sorbet. Now, the syrup is way too sweet to make a sorbet on its own (and yes, I went through the trouble of making a batch to find that out) but with the juice of about four lemons added to it, it because perfect. Light, tart, with a subtle herbitude.

Lemon-Basil Sorbet

So, that’s three years. Believe it or not, Rachel just gets better and better. Don’t think for a second I fail to realize how lucky I am to have a wife willing to support us while I quit my job and sleep in every morning go back to grad school. A plate of lobster and a song are the least I can do.

Our Third Anniversary Dinner

Feed the Beat or Taco Bell Trying to Kill Muscians with Kindness

Taco Bell has a new program called Feed the Beat where musicians on tour can apply for $500 to spend at Taco Bell. As someone who used to road manage a band and spent a LOT of time on the road, I have to say this is just amazing.
Some thoughts:
1: 8 of us on tour could probably stretch this $500 (though we would probably have figured out a way to get two $500 awards) to last an entire month long tour. This would allow us to keep ALL of our per diem (as opposed to starving to save most of it) which is a big deal when you’re not a band that makes money.
2. Invariably, our guitar player would eat his share of the $500 in the first week of the tour and then bitch every day as the rest of us made him go there until we had spent our share.
3. Fart jokes aside, can you imagine 8 guys riding around in a van eating Taco Bell every day and then sleeping 4 to a hotel room or worse every night? There are bound to be issues.
4. I wonder if this applies to only Taco Bell or Taco Bell AND KFC.
5. More companies should follow Taco Bell’s lead and support traveling musicians.

Summer Dinner from Ledge Ends CSA

Our best haul all summer from Ledge Ends inspired a rather delicious dinner.

Insalata Caprese

Caprice salad (or insalata caprese, if you prefer) is pretty simple to make, and we got so many tomatoes it seemed ridiculous not to. The basil was delicious, and adding watermelon seemed the thing to do.

Insalata Caprese Insalata Caprese

Someone at the vegetable pickup mentioned an edamame dip, and since we got a huge bunch of fresh edamame it seemed like a good idea. I found this recipe thanks to Google, and sort of improvised something similar.

Edamame Spread

It was crazy delicious, and this may well be one of my new go-to potluck contributions.

My First Pie

So, I baked a pie. Never baked a pie before, but Nichole said it was easy, and I figured I was up for it.

It… didn’t go that well.

The crust was the first problem. I made a pretty standard butter crust and rolled out the bottom crust without too much difficulty. The top crust, however, was more of a problem. It stuck the counter. Kind of a lot. And tore. And… I might have thrown what could charitably be called a hissy fit, not to mention the dough across the kitchen.

The next morning, considerably calmer, I made another batch and let it sit in the fridge all day. This one rolled out much better, which led to the next problem: filling. I’d decided on a berry pie as being nicely summery, so the previous evening I’d tossed the contents of a bag of frozen mixed berries in a bowl with some sugar and lime zest. The twenty-four hours of maceration produced quite a bit of juice and shrunk the fruit, so when I filled the bottom crust, there was plenty of room to spare. Casting desperately around the kitchen for something else to put in the pie, I settled on a handful of fresh blueberries and half a bag of frozen mango chunks. Yeah.

Pie!

It still wasn’t enough filling, so the top crust fell down a bit. It ended up rather lumpy. Still, tasted OK. The bottom crust more or less dissolved with all the juicy filling, but the top crust was buttery, flaky, and pretty tasty. The filling was an unusual combination of fruits, but I’ve tasted worse. I might make another pie some day.

Bittman’s Scallops

I’ve been looking through the list of 101 Summer Meals from Mark Bittman in the New York Times since it came out, and I think it’s got some good ideas. I hate deciding what to make for dinner, so having a list of 101 options, only some of which are gross, is pretty helpful.

Rachel loves scallops and this looked incredibly interesting and easy, so:

Scallop, Lime, and Cucumber Salad Scallop, Lime, and Cucumber Salad (Closeup)

The hardest part of making this meal was slicing the scallops into the thin little slices. We had some cucumbers from our CSA, and they looked like they’d be about the same size, so I threw them in there as well. I laid them out on the plate in what I thought was an attractive pattern, scattered some scallions and parsley, sprinkled liberally with kosher salt, pepper, and red chile flake, squeezed half a lime over each plate, drizzled with olive oil, and waited five minutes.

Scallop, Lime, and Cucumber Salad

I served with extra lime wedges in case we found ourselves uncomfortable with the rawness of the scallops, but half a lime’s worth of juice was plenty. It was light, summery, and really tasty. If I were serving it to company, I probably would have tried to spruce up the color somehow. Circles of red bell pepper? Maybe? I dunno.

Husk Tomatoes (Ground Cherries)

So, I’d never seen these before, but one of the stands at the farmer’s market had them and let me taste one. I couldn’t resist buying a pint:

Ground Cherries / Husk Tomatoes Ground Cherries / Husk Tomatoes

They’re kinda weird looking, but deliciously weird tasting. It’s like a cross between a grape tomato and a pineapple.

Ground Cherries / Husk Tomatoes Ground Cherries / Husk Tomatoes

I’m not honestly sure what to do with them, except snack on ‘em.

Ground Cherries / Husk Tomatoes

Summer Lunch

Today was a beautiful day. Hot, sunny, and a bit slow, as no one was around. I decided to use some of the produce I bought yesterday at the Hope High School farmer’s market. It took less than five minutes to throw together a casual variation on a Caprese salad:

Summer Lunch

The tomatoes were, to be sure, not perfect. (No tomatoes on earth approach the late summer tomatoes from Ledgewood Farms in Moultonborough, NH.) And the mozzarella was a few days old, from Whole Foods. But the basil was fresh, and the combination (with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, pepper, and sea salt) was just the thing.

Yum.