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Watch That First Step, It’s A Doozy!

I spent 15 minutes looking for this scene from 'Groundhog Day' so that we could all enjoy Ned Ryerson together! Now I'm gonna have to go watch it again. "Don't drive angry" is another classic scene, amirite?

The Punisher (2004) & The Punisher War Zone (2008)

Both of these moves were awful, and I'm offended Marvel hasn't put any effort into their best character. Also, I don't think having these movies made means they can't; there could always be a Hulk-style do over. War Zone was better, and I have no idea what John Travolta or Dominic West were doing near either of these projects.

Evan Almighty (2007)

Steve Carell shouldn't make movies like this because they're bad and they tarnish his image. I think I remember laughing, but not very much and not very hard. It couldn't have been much worse.

RocknRolla (2008)

Every movie that Jason Stratham is in is the same (you could say the same for every Guy Ritchie movie, too). That said, this one had a more far fetched and interesting premise and I wasn't disappointed. Give it a shot.

Hamlet 2 (2008)

Sort of like the Christopher Guest movies, but not billed as a documentary. If you liked Napoleon Dynamite, you might like this, but it's more annoying. Maybe enjoy it during a blizzard or a long bus ride.

Pineapple Express (2008)

This was fun, but not very original. Danny McBride's character slays as an invincible and disloyal associate. Although it's farcical throughout, the end takes farce to a new, not unenjoyable level.

Next (2007)

Nic Cage can see 2 minutes into the future, which is about all you need to know about this movie. I thought for a second they were going to use the clever device of him looking into the future to move along the story, and then they didn't, but points for almost. The movie would have been better if it had ended about 90 seconds earlier than it did.

Rachel Getting Married (2008)

This wasn't bad, it just wasn't good. There's a lot in here which will likely touch people in a way that makes them list it as on of their favorite movies on Facebook and I will think poorly of them for that. It gets really weird at the end, too.

The Ten (2007)

I like Paul Rudd, but I'm not sure this was his best work. It's a sort of funny premise, I guess, well, no, it's not. It wasn't unwatchable, but you'll be happier with something else.

Red Dawn Remake??

I had no idea there was going to be a remake of 'Red Dawn' starring Tom Cruise's son. I bet it's going to appallingly bad, and I also bet I'm going to watch the hell out of it.

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