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		<title>Big Baby Davis reacting to &#8220;Dunks of the Week&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a video of Big Baby Davis watching "Dunks of the Week". Click the Big Baby Davis tag below to see some more BBD awesomeness. I love this guy. Via Simmons ###Possibly related posts:Funny Pictures of Big Baby Davis Big Baby Davis Car Crash Big Baby Davis Rap Video


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkE5TlNfJa0">Here's a video</a> of Big Baby Davis watching "Dunks of the Week". Click the Big Baby Davis tag below to see some more BBD awesomeness. I love this guy.<br />
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Via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/sportsguy33/statuses/27506462263611392">Simmons</a><br />


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		<title>Bill Simmons&#8217; List of Comedy MVPs Since 1975</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a recent mailbag, Bill Simmons had occasion to name comedy MVPs for every year since 1975. The criteria: You have to nail at least one of these questions to qualify for that given year: Were you in the hottest comedy of the year or, even better, in the middle of a run of hot [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100722/mailbag2">recent mailbag</a>, Bill Simmons had occasion to name comedy MVPs for every year since 1975. The criteria: <br />
<br />
<blockquote>You have to nail at least one of these questions to qualify for that given year: Were you in the hottest comedy of the year or, even better, in the middle of a run of hot comedies? Were you carrying SNL? Did you have an iconic stand-up special, cable TV show, late-night show or comedy series? Did you routinely crush any late-night appearance or SNL hosting gig? Did you have a huge approval rating with little to no backlash? Do we associate that year with you to some degree? I need resonance beyond just cult affection, which unfortunately rules out the great Bill Hicks (who has a strong case for 1990). </blockquote><br />
<br />
It's a pretty good list. Eddie Murphy's 3 year run from 82-84 is set up as the run all comedians should aspire to, which I agree with. There are some lean years, as well, which leads to a few underwhelming selections like Billy Crystal in 1990 and Gary Shandling in 1997. Without having other names to suggest, I think I have the most problems with the last 8 years or so. I love Larry David, but it's hard for me to see him on the list twice when his show hasn't really gotten beyond cult status. Ricky Gervais probably deserves a spot somewhere, and maybe the Lonely Island guys for Lazy Sunday. Also notably absent Stephen Colbert (2006 or 2007) and Conan O'Brien. This list, though, is at least a good place to start the argument. There is only one woman on the list, and a winner for 2010 has not yet been declared. Has there been a breakout comedy for this year, yet? My bet is on Steve Carell, Zach Galifianiakis, Jonah Hill or Russel Brand could be a dark horse, as well as anyone staring in a comedy coming out between now and December. Actually, you know who wins for 2010? Betty White. <br />
<br />
Here is the list:<br />
1975: Richard Pryor<br />
1976: Chevy Chase<br />
1977-78: John Belushi<br />
1979: Robin Williams, Steve Martin (tie)<br />
1980: Rodney Dangerfield<br />
1981: Bill Murray<br />
1982-84: Eddie Murphy (1984 Honorable Mention to Sam Kinison)<br />
1985-86: David Letterman<br />
1987: Jay Leno, Howard Stern (tie)<br />
1988: Eddie Murphy<br />
1989: Dana Carvey<br />
1990: Billy Crystal<br />
1991: Jerry Seinfeld<br />
1992: Jerry Seinfeld, Mike Myers (tie)<br />
1993: Mike Myers<br />
1994: Jim Carrey<br />
1995: Chris Farley<br />
1996: Chris Rock<br />
1997: Garry Shandling<br />
1998: Adam Sandler<br />
1999: Mike Myers, Chris Rock (tie)<br />
2000: Will Ferrell<br />
2001: Matt Stone and Trey Parker (tie)<br />
2002: Larry David<br />
2003: Dave Chappelle<br />
2004: Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart (tie)<br />
2005: Steve Carell<br />
2006: Sacha Baron Cohen<br />
2007: Larry David<br />
2008: Tina Fey<br />
2009: Zach Galifianiakis<br />
2010: ????????<br />
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		<title>Bill Hall&#8217;s Expiring Contract</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this article about the Red Sox' recent moves, Alex Speier touches on their trade of Casey Kotchman for Mariners' utility man Bill Hall. It's been said this offseason that the Sox are especially concerned about the luxury tax and are doing everything in their power to remain under the $170 million salary threshold. This [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In <a href="http://fullcount.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/red-sox/2010/01/06/creative-red-sox-accounting-101-beltre-kotchman-hall/">this article</a> about the Red Sox' recent moves, Alex Speier touches on their trade of Casey Kotchman for Mariners' utility man Bill Hall. It's been said this offseason that the Sox are especially concerned about the luxury tax and are doing everything in their power to remain under the $170 million salary threshold. This threshold is determined based on the average annual value of a contract, Bill hall's 4 years at $24 million for instance would be a cost of $6 million against the luxury tax threshold. However, since his contract was structured differently, and since the Brewers were paying the Mariners almost the full amount of the contract, Bill Hall's expiring contract is actually worth around -$1.5 million against the threshold. <br />
<br />
Expiring contracts have a significant trade value in the NBA, but I've never heard of any baseball trades being made for this reason. Bill Simmons goes so far as to suffix Expiring Contract onto the end of any player in the last year of a contract, so at the very least, we should refer to Bill Hall as Bill Hall's Expiring Contract for this season, right?<br />
<br />
<blockquote>Hall is in the last guaranteed year of a four-year, $24 million deal that will pay him $8.4 million next season. The Mariners, according to a major-league source, will pay $7.5-8 million of his salary — essentially sending the Sox the same money that was given to Seattle by the Brewers when the M’s acquired Hall last summer.<br />
<br />
Hall’s contract is evaluated for luxury tax purposes as being worth $6 million in 2010, based on its AAV. But the full amount of the cash transfer — call it $7.5 million — will be deducted from the Sox’ payroll as determined for luxury tax purposes. That being the case, Hall will actually reduce the Sox’ payroll in calculating the competitive balance tax by roughly $1.5 million dollars. Overall, then, the Sox were able to sign Beltre and add Hall and a player to be named at a cost (for CBT purposes) of roughly $2 million in 2010.</blockquote><br />
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Via <a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/Metz.Dave">Dave</a>.<br />


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		<title>Trick Football Plays</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 20:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love trick football plays. Always have. Via DK. ###Possibly related posts:Four Year Old Plays Grand Theft Auto Friday Night Lights &#8211; Where Are They Now?


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I love trick football plays. Always have.<br />
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Via <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/1/1/821092/-Bowl-Day-Open-Thread:-Fill-in-the-Corporate-Sponsor-Edition">DK</a>.<br />


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		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week, Bill Simmons takes on the Tiger Woods saga in a 2 part <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091211">Tiger Zoo</a> mailbag. One interesting section at the end is an extended look at the Tiger Woods/Don Draper similarities (they're both the best and have beautiful wives, etc, etc). This list of 6 tips on how Tiger can rehabilitate his image, from PR pro turned filmmaker Dan Klores, also caught my eye. Especially #6:<br />
<br />
<blockquote>1. If you can't tell your wife the truth from the get-go, recognize immediately that you shouldn't marry again, and that the grass isn't always greener from the other side.<br />
2. Hit the links, start giving huge bucks to African-American charities, show up at church, double your dose of Viagra and use it for your wife, understand "it's never going to be the same," see a shrink two to three times per week minimum, do Larry King, then a few weeks later do Leno.<br />
3. Demand your money back from The Enquirer, and demand your money back from any of the girlfriends.<br />
4. Ignore every so-called "crisis communication" expert who sought a headline by claiming you didn't get out in front of the story, because they have obviously never been caught cheating on their wives.<br />
5. Attend the NBA All-Star Weekend's slam dunk contest.<br />
6. Tell the world that Sarah Palin is an idiot so at least 52.9 percent of Americans will agree with you.</blockquote><br />
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		<title>The Future of Media &#8211; Howard Stern, Bill Simmons, Adam Carolla</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks ago, Jeff Jarvis picked up on a bit of the Howard Stern show where Stern mused about what could come next for him: Tomorrow I could go on the internet and start my own channel with my own subscribers. You’d be able to click and watch us on TV, watch us in [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A couple weeks ago, Jeff Jarvis picked up on a bit of the Howard Stern show where Stern <a href="http://www.buzzmachine.com/2009/10/23/howard-stern-3-0-the-future-of-entertainment/">mused about what could come next for him</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Tomorrow I could go on the internet and start my own channel with my own subscribers. You’d be able to click and watch us on TV, watch us in the studio live, streaming. You’d be able to listen to us streaming. You’d be able to get us on your iPhone. You’d be able to do everything right at the click of the internet. I wouldn’t even need to work for a company. I’d be my own company… So true it’s ridiculous </blockquote><br />
<br />
Jarvis then went on to say:<br />
<blockquote>Entertainers (radio, music, comedy, books, columnists, even filmmakers) will have direct relationships with their audiences. Like Stern, they won’t have to work for companies or go through them for distribution. That’s already happening, of course, on the web for creation, distribution, and monetization...It returns to the age of patronage, only now the kings don’t fund the artists, the public does and less money is wasted on middlemen.</blockquote><br />
<br />
I think he's exactly right about this and I think I've talked about this before. Another entertainer I figured might be heading towards this model is Bill Simmons, and 10 minutes after I read the Jarvis piece on Stern, I read <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jason-pinter/interview-with-bill-simmo_b_326515.html">this Huffington Post interview of the Sports Guy</a>. Simmons and ESPN had a dust up a couple years ago <a href="http://deadspin.com/5068341/everybody-talks-to-barack-obama-except-bill-simmons">when he had the opportunity to interview Obama</a> during the primaries, only to have it nixed by ESPN. This lead to less frequent posting and a general 'work to rule' feel to his columns for a bit. Just last week, <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/online/bill-simmons-suspended-from-using-twitter-under-espn-guidelines/">Simmons was told to stay off Twitter</a> for two weeks after an impolitic comment about one of ESPN's partners. These wrist slaps, combined with his enthusiasm for and embrace of new media in the form of podcasts and (after some initial derision) Twitter, combined with the release and success <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Book-Basketball-NBA-According-Sports/dp/034551176X">of his new book</a> combined with the below quotation lead me to think Bill Simmons is done with ESPN.<br />
<blockquote>Part of me can't shake the temptation of being the underdog again -- like, launching my own sports site, hiring some talented writers and designers and trying to compete with the big guns. Like what Frank Deford did with the National. All right, the National lost $100 million. Bad example.<br />
<br />
But I could see doing something crazy like that. I like taking chances, I am not afraid to fail, and beyond that, I am not afraid to fail violently and miserably. So anything is possible. A really good prediction would be, "Simmons is going to fail violently and miserably with a super-ambitious idea within the next five years." Lock it down.</blockquote><br />
<br />
He's either going to walk or make ESPN bend pretty hard to keep him. With the podcasts he's created another platform for himself, and Twitter allows a channel of communication to his fans independent of ESPN. He'll continue to grow his brand with or without ESPN.<br />
<br />
Earlier this year, Adam Carolla's insanely popular morning show ended when the station he was changed formats. He decided to start a daily podcast, and because his contract ran until the end of this year, there were no ads or sponsors. It <a href="http://www.edibleapple.com/the-adam-carolla-podcast-jumps-to-1-spot-on-itunes-in-1-day/">quickly became one of the top podcasts</a> on iTunes, and he continued to attract guests that had appeared on his radio program. <br />
<br />
Aside from Bill Simmons and Adam Carolla bringing podcasts mainstream, which is another post, they've also presented a pretty clear model for their future. Couldn't Stern, Simmons, and Carolla start an entertainment website next year with streaming shows, podcasts, sports columns, etc and charge users $2 a month for access? They couldn't get 500K - 1 million subscribers? New media, baby!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Bill Simmons' new book, The Book of Basketball, came out this week. ESPN celebrated by posting 5 excerpts from the book. <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/book/091021">1</a>, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/book/091022">2</a>, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/book/091023">3</a>, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/book/091026">4</a>, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/book/091027">5</a>.<br />


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		<title>The Truth About Going .500</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love when there's a stats question in Bill Simmons' mailbag. This one is as good as the 3 point shooting percentage stat from a couple months ago. Q: As long as I have watched sports, the term "games over .500" has perplexed me. A 61-21 team is regarded as 40 games over .500, when [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I love when there's a stats question in Bill Simmons' mailbag.  <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/091009">This one</a> is as good as the 3 point shooting percentage stat from a couple months ago.<br />
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<blockquote><strong>Q: As long as I have watched sports, the term "games over .500" has perplexed me. A 61-21 team is regarded as 40 games over .500, when in reality, it's only 20! Is there someone I can complain to that will fix this and prevent everyone from continuing to make this error and bothering me again?<br />
--Mike U., Norwood, Mass.</strong><br />
<br />
SG: I get this e-mail all the time, and it never ceases being dumb. The 61-21 team is considered "40 games over 500" because it would need to lose 40 straight games to drop back down to .500. Also, I'm doing the Dikembe Finger Wag at you.</blockquote><br />
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		<title>1984 Was a Good Year for a Lot of Things</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following up on Kottke's list of culturally relevant movies that came out in 1984, and Fimoculous' list of culturally relevant albums that came out in 1984, I thought I'd find the culturally relevant list of books that came out in 1984. Using the best selling books as a barometer, you get the following list. Which [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Following up on Kottke's list of culturally relevant <a href="http://kottke.org/09/09/1984-a-fine-year-for-movies">movies that came out in 1984</a>, and Fimoculous' list of culturally relevant <a href="http://www.fimoculous.com/archive/post-6450.cfm">albums that came out in 1984</a>, I thought I'd find the culturally relevant list of books that came out in 1984. Using the <a href="http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/id359.htm">best selling books as a barometer</a>, you get the following list. Which seems kind of meh, no?<br />
<br />
<blockquote>Fiction<br />
1. The Talisman, Stephen King &#038; Peter Straub<br />
2. The Aquitaine Progression, Robert Ludlum<br />
3. The Sicilian, Mario Puzo<br />
5. The Butter Battle Book, Dr. Seuss<br />
8. Full Circle, Danielle Steel<br />
9. Life &#038; Hard Times of Heidi Abromowitz, Joan Rivers<br />
10. Lincoln: A Novel, Gore Vidal<br />
Non-Fiction<br />
1. Iacocca: An Autobiography, Lee Iacocca<br />
4. Pieces of My Mind, Andy Rooney<br />
5. Weight Watchers Fast and Fabulous Cookbook<br />
6. What They Don't Teach You at Harvard Business School..., Mark H. McCormack<br />
7. Women Coming of Age, J. Fonda &#038; M. McCarthy<br />
10. Weight Watchers Quick Start Program Cookbook</blockquote><br />
<br />
But you may also be interested in the NY Times<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1984/12/02/books/editor-s-choice-the-best-books-of-1984.html?&#038;pagewanted=all">Editor's Choice: Best books of 1984</a>. Interestingly, neither of these lists have "Bright Lights, Big City", "The Hunt for Red October", or "Neuromancer".<br />
<br />
And then I fell completely into the rabbit hole of determining 1984's status of one of the more culturally relevant years ever. On the stage, David Mamet won a Pulitzer for Glengarry Glen Ross, and Jeremy Irons, Tom Stoppard, and Glen Close all won Tony Awards. Doug Flutie won the Heisman, Desmond Tutu won a Nobel Peace Prize, and Michael Jordan, Charles Barkely, and John Stockton were drafted.<br />
<br />
Of course, don't take my word for it, Bill Simmons has <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040903">84 reasons 1984 was a good year</a> including his covering of:<br />
Television<br />
<blockquote>27. NBC's Thursday night lineup: "Cosby," "Family Ties," "Cheers," "Night Court"...and "Hill Street Blues." Just a murderer's row...<br />
28. "Miami Vice," Season One...<br />
29. "Growing Pains" and "Charles in Charge" both launched. So did the underrated sitcom "It's Your Move" with Jason Bateman, who should have been one of the five biggest stars of that decade...<br />
35. During the 25th anniversary Motown show in February, Michael Jackson performed "Billie Jean" and unveiled the moonwalk...</blockquote><br />
<br />
Music<br />
<blockquote><br />
42. Also, MTV launched the Video Music Awards that fall -- and if you don't remember Madonna rolling around in a wedding dress at Radio City Music Hall, you obviously weren't a horny teenager in '84.<br />
44. If that wasn't enough, '80s college music took off -- that Cure-Smiths-REM-Depeche Mode-New Order sound that holds up to this day...<br />
48. Come on, tell me you didn't like these songs: "99 Luftballoons"..."Darling Nikki"..."Cruel Summer"..."Yah Mo Be There"..."Sister Christian"..."Sunglasses at Night"..."Relax"..."Head over Heels"..."Pride (In the Name of Love)"..."Caribbean Queen"..."Panama"..."Billie Jean"..."Hot for Teacher"..."Somebody's Watching Me"..."Boys of Summer"..."Jungle Love"..."Missing You."...(Note: Chuck Klosterman is having a heart attack right now.)<br />
49. Run DMC became the first rap act to produce a gold record. It's true.<br />
51. That's right, this was the holiday season when Band Aid came out with "Do They Know It's Christmas".</blockquote><br />
<br />
Movies<br />
<blockquote>58. "Splash" and "Bachelor Party" -- Tom Hanks makes The Leap. <br />
(And speaking of leaps, how 'bout Larry B. Scott appearing as the gay frat brother in "Revenge of the Nerds," then the only black member of Cobra Kai in the same year!.)<br />
65. Not only did the porn industry shift completely to video, but Traci Lords, Christy Canyon AND Ginger Lynn made their X-rated debuts in '84....</blockquote><br />
Pop Culture and Other Stuff<br />
<blockquote>72. ...this was the year of "What's my beef?" -- both the Wendy's commercial and Leno's bit on Letterman's show.<br />
75. The Supreme Court made it legal to tape shows with a VCR. <br />
82. By the way, the final list of "People and things in their absolute primes in '84": Bird, Bernard, Montana, McEnroe, Gretzky, Sam Malone, Hulk Hogan, Letterman, Sonny Crockett, Jason Bateman, Springsteen, Prince, U2, Murphy, Schwarzenegger, Michael Jackson, Morrissey, Robert Smith, Kathleen Turner, Shannon Tweed, Billy Zabka, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Ronald Reagan, Heather Thomas, Heather Locklear, Paulina Porizkova, the Cold War.<br />
83. Rolling Stone was offered the chance to buy MTV, and Sports Illustrated was offered the chance to buy ESPN. Both magazines decided against it.</blockquote><br />
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So there you have it. What year compares?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Art Howe didn't come out of 'Moneyball' looking that awesome, so he was <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/2009/07/04/2009-07-04_a_review_of_the_unmaking_of_moneyball_the_movie.html">hoping for redemption</a> from the recently axed 'Moneyball' movie. In this article, he claimed Michael Lewis never talked to him. Only thing is, Lewis did. "<a href="http://myespn.go.com/blogs/sweetspot/0-4-30/Michael-Lewis-on-Art-Howe.html">Accusations of journalistic bias are the last refuge of the scoundrel</a>", says Lewis, replacing patriotism with accusations of journalistic bias in Samuel Johnson's famous quotation.<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4290361">ESPN</a> just linked here referencing <a href="http://www.unlikelywords.com/2008/10/01/its-all-lil-waynes-fault/">this story</a>. Not sure why they didn't link to that story directly. If you'll click through, you'll see it's a Bill Simmons quotation. What comes around, goes around, in a good way.<br />


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		<title>Friday Night Lights Season 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm very pleased that this show was picked up for 2 more seasons. Season 3 was better than season 2, it was less rushed and less forced. And now, think of the drama available now that loyalties have been split. Bonus Linkb: Here's the Friday Night Lights creator, Peter Berg, on the BS Report with [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm very pleased that this show was picked up for 2 more seasons. Season 3 was better than season 2, it was less rushed and less forced. And now, think of the drama available now that loyalties have been split.<br />
<br />
Bonus Linkb: Here's the Friday Night Lights creator, Peter Berg, on <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/stations/player?id=3833244">the BS Report</a> with Bill Simmons.

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		<title>Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 14:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is it, Malcolm Gladwell Week on Unlikely Words? Bill Simmons just put up a 3 part email discussion (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3), check it out if you want to say goodbye to your morning. Not sure if this is a resurrection of the Curious Guy feature Simmons used to do a couple [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[What is it, Malcolm Gladwell Week on Unlikely Words? Bill Simmons just put up a 3 part email discussion (<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090513/part1">Part 1</a>, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090513/part3">Part 2</a>, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090513/part2">Part 3</a>), check it out if you want to say goodbye to your morning. Not sure if this is a resurrection of the Curious Guy feature Simmons used to do a couple years ago, but if you want to say goodbye to tomorrow as well, here are the other Curious Guy discussions.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/stern/060216">NBA Commissioner David Stern and Bill Simmons</a><br />
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<a href="http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/051109">Bill Simmons and Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban</a><br />
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<a href="http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060126">Curt Schilling and Bill Simmons</a><br />
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<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050927&#038;num=0">Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman Part 1</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050928&#038;num=0">Part 2</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060302">Malcolm Gladwell and Bill Simmons Part 1</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060303">Part 2</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060419">Bill Simmons and the Screenwriters of 'Rounders, Brian Koppelman and David Levien</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060420">Part 2</a><br />
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<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050908a">The OC Creator Josh Schwartz and Bill Simmons</a>

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		<title>Konami (Contra) Code on ESPN.com RIGHT NOW.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: And just like that it appears that the happy magic is over. All 30 lives have been extinguished. If you go to ESPN.com and enter in the Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a enter), you'll get unicorns. Lots of them. This is amazing. It felt good [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Update: And just like that it appears that the happy magic is over. All 30 lives have been extinguished. <br />
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If you go to ESPN.com and enter in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code">Konami Code</a> (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a enter), you'll get unicorns. Lots of them. This is amazing. It felt good to use the Contra Code again, though I think I got less than 30 unicorns.<br />
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<a href="http://www.unlikelywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/6932532.png"><img src="http://www.unlikelywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/6932532-300x225.png" alt="Konami Code on ESPN Unicorns" title="Konami Code on ESPN Unicorns" width="300" height="225" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4264" /></a><br />
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A couple years ago you could log into ESPN Insiders by using the first name of a 2 name college as the user name and the second name as the pass word, for instance Login: Boston Password: College. I don't know if that was a feature, a bug, or user error, but it doesn't happen anymore.<br />
<br />
Via Twitter

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		<title>A Bettors Explanation of the Economic Crisis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also in the Bill Simmons Mailbag I mentioned yesterday, a Bettors Explanation of the economic crisis. By accident. You just reminded me of something: There should be a section on eBay that allows the auctioning of enticing future bets. For instance, a few weeks before the NBA season, I placed $300 on 15-to-1 odds that [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Also in <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090331">the Bill Simmons Mailbag</a> I mentioned yesterday, a Bettors Explanation of the economic crisis. By accident.<br />
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<blockquote>You just reminded me of something: There should be a section on eBay that allows the auctioning of enticing future bets. For instance, a few weeks before the NBA season, I placed $300 on 15-to-1 odds that Cleveland would win the 2009 NBA title. Those odds have dropped to 2-to-1. Not that I would (after all, Cleveland is going to win the 2009 NBA title), but shouldn't I have the option to sell that $300 ticket on eBay? What if someone bid $1,200 on it (which would be a smart move because, again, Cleveland is going to win the NBA title) and I was guaranteed a $900 return on my investment? Should I take the money? This would be a fun Web site, you have to admit. And if eBay can't do it, then why couldn't the casinos themselves build a Web site that allows people to sell future tickets and get a second cut on the action? It all makes too much sense. </blockquote><br />
<br />
And then he <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090401">gets called on it</a> in part 2 of the mailbag.<br />
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<blockquote><b>Q: Just got done reading Part 1 of your mailbag. While your idea of auctioning off Vegas bets sounds like a great idea, do you realize that you just suggested the same scenario that ruined the mortgage industry and the entire economy?<br />
-- Tom, Pittsburgh</b><br />
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SG: Time for the greatest three-word comeback of all-time when you don't have a comeback ... yeah, but still!</blockquote>

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		<title>Three Point Shooting Percentages</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some basketball fans will argue that shooting 33% from behind the 3-point line is the equivalent to shooting 50% in front of it. Bill Simmons gets this question in his latest mailbag and chides the questioner for being stupid. Q: Why won't you understand shooting percentages? 33 percent from beyond the arc is the equivalent [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Some basketball fans will argue that shooting 33% from behind the 3-point line is the equivalent to shooting 50% in front of it. Bill Simmons gets this question in his <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090331">latest mailbag</a> and chides the questioner for being stupid. <br />
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<blockquote><b>Q: Why won't you understand shooting percentages? 33 percent from beyond the arc is the equivalent of 50 percent from within. If a guy shot 50 percent from the field, would you be killing him for shooting? Of course not. You obviously realize how stupid that would be. Yet that's what you've been doing -- FOR YEARS -- with your mind-boggling argument against 3-point shooting unless the guy can hit 75 percent of his 3s. Just think about it for a couple of seconds. Please ... we are begging you.<br />
-- Nick, New York</b><br />
<br />
SG: Dozens of readers e-mailed me Nick's same stupid argument in a similarly condescending way, which is what makes the following so much fun: I'm not stupid, YOU'RE STUPID. That 33/50 logic only makes sense in a professional basketball league in which they aren't calling fouls and you aren't allowed to pass to a teammate ... which, as far as I can tell, doesn't currently exist.<br />
<br />
Let's say that one player attempts 12 3-pointers and makes four (for 12 points). His teammate attempts 12 2-pointers and makes six, but during that time -- because he's not standing 25 feet away jacking up 3s like an idiot -- he also draws three fouls on his defender, creates two assists for teammates, makes three of four free throws, turns the ball over once, and misses one layup that gets tapped in by a teammate (we'll call it 19 points). You're telling me those two scenarios are equal? If I'm playing LeBron (a 31 percent 3-point shooter), ideally, I want him jacking up contested 3s because that means (A) he's not getting to the line, (B) he's not getting my guys in foul trouble, and (C) he's not potentially creating shots for someone else. I can't defend LeBron when he's going to the basket, especially if he's getting calls. But you know what? If he's happy shooting 3s from 25 feet with a hand in his face, then I'm delighted. This is great. I want him to do that. And if he's doing something that the other team WANTS him to do, then he's doing the wrong thing. I'm fine with shooting 24-footers over 20-footers, but getting into the paint will always be more valuable than jacking up 3s. It's just a fact.<br />
<br />
(Note to Nick and everyone else who mailed me the 33/50 argument: I'm doing the Dikembe finger wave at you. Don't come into my house.)</blockquote><br />


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		<title>Candace Parker has Boobs?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don't know why I can't stop writing about Candace Parker, but every time I see an article about her, I feel compelled. So here's ESPN The Magazine's cover treatment about Parker musing on whether she's the female Jordan. The title of this post stems from the fact that the article mentions Parker's C Cups [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I don't know why I can't stop writing about <a href="http://www.unlikelywords.com/tag/candace-parker/">Candace Parker</a>, but every time I see an article about her, I feel compelled. So here's ESPN The Magazine's cover treatment about Parker musing on whether she's <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3967891">the female Jordan</a>. The title of this post stems from the fact that the article mentions Parker's C Cups in the first sentence and twice in the first paragraph. Thanks for straightening that out for us, ESPN The Magazine.<br />
<br />
The question of the female Jordan reminded me of a <a href="http://www.kottke.org/08/10/the-next-jordan">post</a> I saw linking to a list of players who have been called "The Next Jordan". That list was published in <a href="http://www.maxim.com/10HaroldMinerakaBabyJordan/The-10-Nextiest-Next-Michael-Jordans/gallery/44612/4354.aspx#/10HaroldMinerakaBabyJordan/The-10-Nextiest-Next-Michael-Jordans/gallery/44612/4354.aspx">2008</a>, but I also found a list published in <br />
<a href="http://nba.suite101.com/article.cfm/the_next_michael_jordan">2007</a> and one published in <a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/sports/features/2005/next_jordans.htm">2005</a>. As far as I'm concerned, when Lebron wins 6 titles, we can start discussing him as the next Jordan, for now, it's a little premature.

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		<title>Chuck Klosterman Blog Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing the series of maintaining blogs for some of the authors I enjoy (Michael Lewis and Part 1 of Chuck Klosterman) because they won't maintain them themselves, here's another round of Chuck Klosterman on the internet. Chuck Klosterman's favorable and effusive review of Benji Hughes' A Love Extreme: Even after nearly three decades of MTV, [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Continuing the series of  maintaining blogs for some of the authors I enjoy (<a href="http://www.unlikelywords.com/2008/09/30/michael-lewis-blog/ ">Michael Lewis</a> and Part 1 of <a href="http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/01/22/chuck-klosterman-blog/">Chuck Klosterman</a>) because they won't maintain them themselves, here's another round of Chuck Klosterman on the internet.<br />
<br />
Chuck Klosterman's favorable and effusive review of <a href="http://www.esquire.com/features/music/benji-hughes-review-0409">Benji Hughes' A Love Extreme</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Even after nearly three decades of MTV, we still tend to see musicians with our ears, which (I can only assume) is what the musicians would want.</blockquote><br />
<br />
Last week, Klosterman was on The BS Report with Bill Simmons (who calls Klosterman 'Close-terman' can we figure out if that's how it's supposed to be pronounced?) for 2 sessions. <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/stations/player?context=podcast&#038;id=3975216">In the first</a> they discussed the merits of pro sports (Simmons) vs college sports (Klosterman) and the second where they discussed  <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/stations/player?context=podcast&#038;id=3976937">newspapers, popularity and tenure</a>. <br />
<br />
Klosterman echoed <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/09/business/media/09carr.html?_r=3">David Carr's thoughts</a> that newspapers should have been charging on the web since the beginning and colluding to do so now is one way to save them. He also pointed out Simmons' hypocrisy in criticizing sports columnists who have been where they are for ages. Simmons suggested that a lot of the best younger writers were leaving newspapers to go to the tubes, while Klosterman suggested that these guys might not be the best because internet is a popularity contest, judged by how much attention you can draw to yourself as opposed to how good you are. <br />
<br />
Most interesting to me was a point Klosterman made a couple times that popularity begets popularity and the bigger websites are only going to keep getting bigger (though, wee Unlikely Words will soldier on!).<br />
<br />
Lastly, spoke at the <a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/events/an-evening-with-chuck-klosterman-940378/">Highline Ballroom last night</a> with all-girl Mötley Crüe cover band, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/girlsgirlsgirlsnyc">Girls Girls Girls</a>. I'll assume the evening went well and post a review if I see one.

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		<title>Alex Rodriguez Revealed More than Peter Gammons Expected</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some folks went after Peter Gammons last week for softballing A-Rod some questions during his first interview after it was revealed he had taken performance enhancing drugs. In a note from the ESPN ombudsman Gammon says Rodriguez spilled more than was expected and at that point, Gammons wanted to keep him talking. Gammons told me, [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/10/14/the-griffey-card-part-2/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: The Griffey Card Part 2'>The Griffey Card Part 2</a></li>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=gammons+should+have+done+more&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a">Some folks went after</a> Peter Gammons last week for softballing A-Rod some questions during his first interview after it was revealed he had taken performance enhancing drugs. <br />
<br />
In a note from the ESPN ombudsman <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=schreiber_leanne&#038;id=3910033">Gammon says</a> Rodriguez spilled more than was expected and at that point, Gammons wanted to keep him talking.<br />
<blockquote>Gammons told me, as well as other interviewers, that he was stunned by Rodriguez's admission that he had taken banned substances for three years.<br />
<br />
"When I talked informally with Alex the night before," Gammons said, "I got the impression he was going to say whatever he tested positive for in 2003 was related to prescription drugs he had taken for a back injury in spring training."</blockquote><br />
<br />
People also busted on Gammons for not defending fellow journalist Selena Roberts from A-Rod's spurious attacks that A-Rod later apologized for. <br />
<blockquote>...Gammons said he regrets not challenging Rodriguez when he mounted an attack on Roberts, calling the Sports Illustrated reporter "a stalker" and falsely accusing her of trespassing and trying "to break into my house where my girls are up there sleeping."<br />
<br />
"I know Selena and have great respect for her," Gammons said, "and I know a lot of people were offended that I didn't rise up immediately to defend her. It so stunned me, I was sitting there thinking, people at home are going to say, 'Alex, your first answer already validated what she wrote.' But in hindsight, I wish I had said, 'This is not germane here,' and cut it off."</blockquote><br />
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(Via <a href="http://www.baseballmusings.com/archives/031011.php">Baseball Musings</a>)

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		<title>Podcasts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm not sure the timeline is correct, but Bill Simmons is comparing the rise of Podcasts to the fall of newspapers. Satellite radio and podcasts already seem the same to me, except you have to pay for satellite radio (hardware and subscription) and podcasts are free. Bill Simmons: ...I love doing the podcasts and feel [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm not sure the timeline is correct, but <a href="http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=24829">Bill Simmons is comparing the rise of Podcasts</a> to the fall of newspapers. Satellite radio and podcasts already seem the same to me, except you have to pay for satellite radio (hardware and subscription) and podcasts are free.<br />
<blockquote>Bill Simmons: ...I love doing the podcasts and feel like I'm on the ground floor of a medium that is really starting to take off. It's like radio on demand and I think it's going to kill satellite radio in 2 years. I really do. It's also a huge threat to real radio in my opinion, especially when people can get internet in their cars and can just cue podcasts up within 3 clicks. It's astonishing to me that nobody has written a long piece about podcasts yet. This is EXACTLY the same as what happened with sportswriting in the late-90s where nobody was taking the internet seriously and suddenly within 7 years there were a million sports blogs, mainstream sites were crushing newspapers and newspapers were hemorrhaging money. We are headed that way with podcasts. I just think radio is going to become much more niche-oriented over these next 10 years... people don't see it yet. Christian Slater in "Pump Up The Volume" is going to look like a genius.</blockquote><br />
<br />
I try to listen to <a href="http://www.thislife.org/radio_podcast.aspx">This American Life</a>, but I usually need a long car ride for it. But I listen to every episode of <a href="http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/category/smodcast/">SModcast</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=2864045">The BS Report</a>. Smodcast, with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier, is hilarious and might be the only media I find myself laughing out loud to when I'm alone. The unifying theory of Smodcast and the BS Report are famous people hanging out with their friends talking about movies and sports.<br />
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