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	<title>Unlikely Words &#187; guy kawasaki</title>
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		<title>Shark Attack Recorded on Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not even Twitter is safe from word of great white shark attack. This has been in my drafts folder for a couple months... ###Possibly related posts:Shark Week: Megamouth Shark Eaten Shark Week: Interview With Shark Expert George Burgess Part 2 Shark Week: Interview With Shark Expert George Burgess


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Not even <a href="http://holykaw.alltop.com/man-tweets-fatal-shark-attack?">Twitter is safe</a> from word of great white shark attack. This has been in my drafts folder for a couple months...<br />
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		<title>100 Movie Quotes Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I can't shake the feeling that I've seen this before, but I do feel reasonably certain that I haven't posted it yet. <br />
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Via <a href="http://holykaw.alltop.com/afis-100-years-100-movie-quotes">Holy Kaw!</a><br />


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		<title>Movies Where the Bad Guys Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scrolling down this list of 'Ten Movies Where the Bad Guys Win', I was terrified that I would come upon a movie I hadn't seen yet, but it did make me think about what would happen if the ending had changed on some of my favorite movies. Imagine if Hans Gruber had teamed up with [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Scrolling down <a href="http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/01/16/ten-movies-where-the-bad-guys-win/">this list of 'Ten Movies Where the Bad Guys Win'</a>, I was terrified that I would come upon a movie I hadn't seen yet, but it did make me think about what would happen if the ending had changed on some of my favorite movies.<br />
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Imagine if Hans Gruber had teamed up with Harry 'Bubby' Ellis to do massive lines of coke and kill McClane using Holly as bait? What if Derek and Hansel hadn't been able to stop Mugatu in time? Or if the aliens had killed Will Smith in Independence Day OR Men In Black? Those'd be some different flicks then, no? What's the biggest bad guy winning turn around you can think of?

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		<title>10 Green Things You Can Do To Your Home&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[...If you are rich, via Guy. ###Possibly related posts:Be Green Esquire &#8211; Not So Green? Danny MacAskill: Way Back Home


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[...<a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2008/11/10_best_ideas_f.php">If you are rich</a>, via Guy.<br />


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		<title>Sharks Have Weak Bites &#8211; Less Jaw Strength Than Lions Or Tigers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though it doesn't make me hate them any less. ###Possibly related posts:Too many sharks Sharks and Sand Sharks and Kids


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE4BT55V20090102?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=scienceNews">Though it doesn't make me hate them any less</a>.<br />
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		<title>Everywhere is Having a Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 14:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Guy Kawasaki post of pictures from his local mall illustrates perfectly something that's happening all over. We've ventured into the malls/outlets twice since Christmas and the whole world is 20%-50% off. I've never seen that before. Sure there's a clearance rack, but the name stores appear desperate to move merchandise. I've got a bunch [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://blog.guykawasaki.com/2008/12/signs-of-the-ti.html">This Guy Kawasaki post</a> of pictures from his local mall illustrates perfectly something that's happening all over. We've ventured into the malls/outlets twice since Christmas and the whole world is 20%-50% off. I've never seen that before. Sure there's a clearance rack, but the name stores appear desperate to move merchandise. I've got a bunch of gift cards and I'm getting nervous places will go out of business before I can use them. Is there a word for that?<br />


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		<title>List of Unusual Deaths</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron cohen</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths">It is</a> just what it sounds like.<br />


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