Holy shit. Glenn Danzig’s Yelp Reviews

Posted by aaron cohen Jan 23, 2012 0

Holy shit. Glenn Danzig’s Yelp Reviews

Here are Glenn Danzig's Yelp reviews. As good as Cormac McCarthy's.

"If this place was any shittier and more unoriginal, it'd be called "The Misfits with Michael Graves"."

Via @Carveslayer

Posted by aaron cohen Nov 9, 2009 0

The Scorpions and 166 Cellos at Brandenburg Gate

20 years ago, East German officials made the decision that East German citizens would be allowed to visit West Germany and West Berlin. East Berliners streamed to the Berlin Wall and West Berliners greeted them warmly on the other side.

10 years ago, I was in Berlin on the anniversary, and saw The Scorpions play 'Winds of Change' at the Brandenburg Gate accompanied by Mstislav Rostropovich and 165 other cellists. It was the most metal moment of my life. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find any video or photos of the event.

This year, they celebrated with U2, for whom, ironically, a wall was PUT UP.

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"The bill -- which mirrors the Los Angeles County bill -- goes into effect July 1."
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"It got me under the water but not much because I started kicking at its neck and I came back up again and I'm punching its nose again, punching, punching, punching."
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"China's two-year-old ban on ultra-thin plastic bags has arrived at the 'roof of the world'".
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In the Esquire article about Roger Ebert a few weeks back, Ebert mentioned his interview interview with Lee Marvin as one of his favorites, and now they've republished it online.
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"In a victory for the Save the Plastic Bag Coalition, a group of manufacturers, distributors and suppliers, Div. Five held that the California Environmental Quality Act required an environmental impact report given evidence increased paper bag use might significantly affect the environment."
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