“It got me under the water but not much because I started kicking at its neck and I came back up again and I’m punching its nose again, punching, punching, punching.”

Chuck went out on the water and got circled by sharks, so the next day he goes out on the water with a camera… Come to find sharks come back, one of which is a 9 foot Great White. Add this to the list of things I wouldn’t do.

Via @Dens who added, “I hate sharks so much!” Me too, dude. Me too.

First, invisible sharks, and now, via The Daily What, kung fu bears. As humans, we are so, so, so, so, so totally screwed.

Not a big fan of watermelon anyway.

Via The Daily What and Scott.

Things we could all do without. The Sharky Tea Infuser, which is exactly what it sounds like. When I drink tea, I want to relax, not come face to face with my fears.

(Thanks, Natalie!)

I don’t think there used to be Great White sharks off of Cape Cod, but there have been the last couple years, and they’re coming back this year.

What researchers don’t know are how many great white sharks there are, both in local waters in the summer, and along the East Coast. That number could be important since great whites generally don’t feed for a month after dining on a seal, Skomal said.

This is great news if you like sharks. It’s bad news if you’re part of the seal colony of Monomoy Island or, well, me.

Not even Twitter is safe from word of great white shark attack. This has been in my drafts folder for a couple months…

You know? I don’t think this is a very good kid’s gift. SHARKS ARE NOT TOYS!

Well, sure. You see this picture of Batman battling a shark with a light saber and you think your life hasn’t changed. Are you SURE, though?

Via The Daily What and Gamefreaks.

Scientists test whether sea creatures will risk suffocating themselves for a bite of tasty pork. Surprise, surprise, sharks are eating machines and only care about the free meal. I mostly feel bad for the pig carcass.