function putput() {
        fi = $("input[name='tigername']").val().substring(0,1).toUpperCase();
	  if (!fi || fi=="") { return; }
        var fields = {
            'firstname' : ["Janey", "Mary", "Brandy", "Danger", "Courtney", "Tracy", "Jenn", "Nicki", "Chrystal", "Tiff", "Tabitha", "Bettee", "Melody", "Harmony", "Dani", "Kelly", "Destiny", "Candy", "Angel", "Mercedes", "Jorja", "Brooklyn"],
            'lastname' : ["Smith", "Lee", "Trouble", "Hopkins", "O'Brian", "McMahon", "Little", "Jones", "Johnson", "Chin"],
            'location' : ["Mobile, AL", "Duluth, MN", "Flagstaff, AZ", "Jacksonville, FL", "Tampa, FL", "Lubbock, TX", "Brisbane, Australia", "Revere, MA", "Hollywood, CA", "Johnson City, TN", "Lima, Peru", "Quito, Ecuador", "Bonn, Germany", "Geneva, Switzerland"],
		'occupation' : ["waitress", "bartender", "stripper", "receptionist", "orthopedist", "business executive", "blogger", "local celebrity", "softball player", "nanny", "wedding photographer", "model", "teacher"],
		'age' : ["19","20", "21", "22", "23", "24", "25", "26", "27", "28", "30", "33", "37", "44"],
		'fact' : ["she wouldn't lie", "she know's Tiger's ring tone", "she has texts from Tiger", "she has Tiger's cell number", "she has pictures to prove it", "she has videos to prove it", "she knows about Tiger's tattoo", "she has an NDA from Tiger's lawyer", "she framed the check Tiger gave her to keep quiet", "she bragged to her friends about Tiger's 'putter'", "Tiger's not her first celeb", "she's been on a reality show", "she wants to be on a reality show"],
        }

        var rand = function(x){return x[Math.floor(Math.random()*x.length)];};
        var a = {};
        for(var f in fields){ a[f] = rand(fields[f])};

        var result = "Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is " + a['firstname'] + " " + a['lastname'] + " from " + a['location'] + ". She is a " + a['age'] + " year old " + a['occupation'] + ". You know she's telling the truth because " + a['fact'] + ".";


        $("#tigeranswer").fadeIn("fast");
        $("#tigeranswer").html(result);
}